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KYLE HALL - RECORD COLLECTION

Whenever I’m sad, I like to break out my dad ‘s record collection.

Most of the albums aren’t bad, he gave them to me when I was a freshman.

HA now i own this album on vinyl you wish that you were me 

By orangeduck1207

An email Nicole Richie sent from Lindsay Lohan’s phone to a model who accused Lindsay of stealing over $10,000 worth of clothes from her, April 2007

friend: ends a text with a period me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

yeh

“Welp I can’t fix that shit”

This was exceptional

I’ve never seen such an accurate example of what conversations with your best friends are like.

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”