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brennan cannot escape the torture as long as he’s working at dropout. he goes on game changer? has his world shattered. he goes on um actually? the host is actively rooting against him (for fair reason). he runs his own show where he’s the boss? cannot keep his little motherfuckers in line. someone save him.
okay but separate from the absolute CHAOS of that episode can we TALK ABOUT GORGUG AND THE SEASON ZAC IS HAVING WITH HIM
the barbificer abilities are SO cool and the way gorgug was the HERO of this episode healed my soul??? given the stress and bullshit he’s been under all year, nearly driven to rage (token/stress-wise) by a teacher who literally betrayed him and his friends and is seeking to destroy them like
to say gorgug killed it this episode doesn’t do it justice though. clutch flash of geniuses. THE ELEMENTAL RAGE. the actual dozens???? of successful dex saves for the ship??? THE CRIT ON THE DRAGON. ramming the dragons!!! KEEPING THE SHIP FROM LIGHTING ON FIRE???
I can’t even remember it all but it felt like every time zac spoke I was just… head in hands over gorgug because what a character. what a journey. gorgug the barbificer you are. you keep going you absolute king.
I'm kind of obsessed with all of the Rat Grinders' attempts to ruin the Bad Kids backfiring and making them cooler than ever. Force them to take the Last Stand? They become the first party to ever have a flawless victory. Send dragons to steal the election from them? They turn it into the most rocking party/music video ever (and kill your wizard's grandma in the process). And now you're giving them another chance to save the world when they're already 3 for 3 on cancelling apocalypses? Are you guys for real?
adaine being a war caster, spell sniper, mage slayer, wizard with a sword as an arcane focus and a signature spell of punch you into the stratosphere. everything to me.
bludgeoned somebody to death on her first day of high school, killed her dad in one punch, way too excited to be given a gun and get a go on the cannons.
she would have done numbers as a werewolf.
do we honor?
I feel like the whole Bad Kid interpersonal dynamic is best summed up by Fig asking Adaine to strap GoPros to vultures without any context and that giving her a millisecond of pause before she responds, "Absolutely, my king. Whatever you want."
also congratulations to riz for being The dragon killer of all time. kalvaxus and oisin's grandmother took that picture together thinking they were hot shit and little did they know centuries later they'd both get absolutely rocked by the same 4'4 goblin teenager with a briefcase and glasses. get fucked losers
this is possibly The Most brennan caption ever
it was played as a joke but
there's something genuinely harrowing about gorgug and kristen on the deck of the ship, pelted by rain, swarmed by dragons, these two teenagers looking at each other with wide eyes trying to bury the fear down deep, and
do you remember when we died?
they were freshmen, they were children, they were two years younger but it feels like a hundred hundred years ago
it feels like yesterday, because deep down they're still that boy hiding his too large frame behind a metal flower and a girl stuffing her too large personality into the pages of her bible
do you remember when we died?
the ship rocks violently with cannon fire, hands of fear and divinity and loss creeping from the clouds
do you remember the day you lost your faith?
do you remember a forest so sharp it cut you clean through?
do you think we ever woke up?
los angeles man loses shit at work due to coworker’s fucking audacity, more at 11
Norman Gary Finkelstein, for those asking.
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sorry guys I love ponytail zuko
using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions
Anyway.
Murph couldn't even be mad at me if I rolled up to the function with this on a t-shirt.
♡ 𝙅𝙚𝙛𝙛 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚’𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙙
