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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer
as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow
as another autistic jew, passover is objectively the worst holiday because i can’t eat any of my normal foods and that’s horrible
As a 3rd autistic jew, I agree with both, but *Also* passover is the best holiday because as long as I can reapply a special interest to the pesach story I can talk about it whenever
But its the Worst holiday because there is mandatory cleaning with a deadline before
As a 4th autistic jew I think there are merits to many of these points but wanted to bring up that the food is basically the same every year, which is really nice and predictable
But passover also sucks because you’re expected to read with people watching you
4 Jews, 6 opinions. You did it, y’all! You brought that old Jewish joke to life! <3
Me: Oh my god why is my character not moving. Is my game broken? Is my keyboard broken? What is going on??
MMO Game:
Big news from Tartarus I'm just so proud of him
guys ive j gotten some horrible news
Red Bed
Redemption
My favourite kind of poll is ones where OP clearly made a VERY incorrect assumption
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
oh! i forgot to do this. okay starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world and i actually seriously genuinely properly truly mean it this time
new reaction image
dear god please let our new baby octopus feel confident enough to move out of her corner hiding spot today while i’m on exhibits so i can see her properly for the first time amen
she stuck out a single arm before changing her mind and deciding the rest of the tank is too scary, far too scary by far she is scared
God sending his silliest soldier:
she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man
I keep moving on to see the next thing, and the next, and the next. Have you ever felt so alive? DOCTOR WHO — Season 40 / Series 14 (11 May 2024)
