Sulfur The Bear

gay irl

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

They tell you you're supposed to clean your stove top to control you, all that grease and oil and vegetable and egg and meat detritus makes your stove more powerful and inhaling the smoke from that shit burning gives you magic powers

That's the spirit!

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

feeling so hamburger helpless

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waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

As a child were you the “I’m an alien and I don’t understand human things” neurodivergent or the “I’m not supposed to be here I’m actually supposed to get whisked away to another world where I’m the chosen one” neurodivergent

1997 honda cervix

this scene deserved at least 10 emmys 

What? What ? What ?

me irl

disco truly is the only genre worth having its own ball

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

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