PRIDE AND PREJUDICE dir. Joe Wright 

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

Amy Winehouse passing popsicles through her window to neighborhood kids

It’s giving this

im in quarantine so no ones allowed to interact with me but theres something objectively hilarious about hearing a knock at the door and when you go to open it this is all you see

...There I was, veritably myself again.

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

not me catching up on welcome to night vale while i do some editing for work only for an episode from 2018 to have the line “in all reality, the apocalypse will likely just be you, alone in a room, with the flu.” in the form of a bath and body works commercial.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

excellent addition thank you <3

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

that scene in chicken run where ginger puts the bottom half of the poster under the top half and it starts raining

I love contrasting designs… Demons wearing white clothes……….. Angels wearing black clothes……………………  A demon so beautiful they are mistaken for an angel; an angel so monstrous they are mistaken for a demon.

im going insane thinking about this newborn alpaca fucking look at it

Newborn Alpacas be like:

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

Music to my ears

Excellent work ladies

Well that explains a LOT about why Australians are always claiming magpies attacked them and here in Britain we're like 'OK three of them gathered together and caused me bad luck....'

one for stab your eyes out

two for stab your eyes out

three for stab your eyes out

four for stab your eyes out

Kitty Tsui on being a rebellious, Chinese lesbian woman in “Who says we don’t talk about sex?” from Persistent Desire: A Femme-Butch Reader.