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RWBY Conversations

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Welcome to RWBY Conversations. A blog dedicated to chat posts involving the characters from the wonderful world of RWBY.
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Yang: I love you. Blake: I love you too. Yang: I love you more. Blake: No, I love you more. Yang: Not possible, I love you so much. Blake: I love you so much. Yang: I love- Weiss: For the love of Remnant. I love you both but please shut up, I'm trying to sleep! Yang:.... Blake:.... Weiss: Thank you, now goodnight. Yang:.... Blake:.... Yang: *quietly* I love you. Blake: *whispering* I love you too.
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Hello there!

(General Kenobi)

Sorry, couldn't resist. It's been quite some time since I last posted here. How're folks doing? Have you been enjoying RWBYV9 so far? HOW ABOUT DEM BEES HUH? Anyhoooo, ya'll fancy having some more conversations coming up?

Message me if you want your ideas/convos up too!

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*Qrow walks up towards Clover who is standing by an ice fishing hole*
Qrow: Hey, uhh, what are you doing?
Clover: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fishing!
Qrow: With your weapon?
Clover: Well, yeah, why not? It still makes a good rod and there's some tasty large-mouth bass this time of year. Also don't tell me you haven't used your weapon for anything but killing grimm.
Qrow: Listen, that was one time, these farmers needed help cutting their wheat...
*Clover laughs*
Clover: Easy, I'm just messing with you. OH! Looks like we got bite number four on our hands.
Qrow: Bite number four? I don't see any other fish that you've caught.
Clover: Huh, wait? What?! Where'd all my fish go?
*Qrow spots Blake running away with a handful of fish in the distance and he shakes his head and shrugs with a chuckle*
Qrow: Guess you got unlucky this time.
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Yang: But, I mean, when you go through so much with someone. It kinda changes things, doesn't it?
Harriet: We get along well enough, sure. I count on them to keep me alive. They do the same. But that's a job, we don't confuse the two.
Yang: Sorry, I'm having a hard time grasping that you don't want to marry your partner. I know I do!
Blake:....
Ruby:....
Weiss:....
Harriet:....
Yang:...Heeeeey is that snow? I'm gonna go check out the snow...over there...and bury myself in it.
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Nora: Sneaking...sneaking...sneaking...
Blake: You know, it's not very sneaky if you say what you're doing.
Nora: AH! Blake! I was err...I was going out...to get... pancakes. Hey, wait a minute. What are you doing out so late?
Blake: Oh. Well. I was umm...I was going out too...to get...sunflower seeds.
Nora: Sunflower seeds? OH! Riiiighht! You're doing what I'm doing but we're not talking about what we're really doing!
Blake: Exactly. Have a good night with your pancakes Nora.
Nora: And you with your sunflower seeds!
*The two move by each other towards Ren and Yang's rooms in Atlas Academy*
Nora: Hey Blake?
Blake: Yes?
Nora: I haven't slept in a room on my own since I was eight. I just don't want to be alone.
Blake: I understand...and I know how you feel. Goodnight Nora.
Nora: Night Blake.
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Yang: Ruby! What are we going to do?
Ruby: I don't know. Dr Watts must have done something to her and changed her programming.
Blake: *covering her cat ears* We have to do something. I can't stand the noise for much longer!
*Penny flies by with the Microsoft Windows error sound beeping constantly around Atlas*
Tyrian: Ooh brilliant idea Dr! Let's reboot the robot girl and deafen the entire kingdom with an unknown error!
Dr Watts: Oh do shut up! I must have simply put in the wrong coding somewhere! Give me just a second and....fixed it!
*Penny now flies around playing Caramelldansen*
All of Atlas: AHHHHHHHHH!
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Jinn: Do you have a question for me?
Ruby: Yes. How're you?
Jinn: ...I’m sorry?
Ruby: Well, I mean, you’re stuck in a bottle all day every day. Assuming you’re not just asleep and only summoned into existence in moments like this, I thought you might be bored. Do you need anything? Maybe take a walk or play some games?
Jinn: You're far too pure for this world. I’m keeping you.
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Old lady: And you're sure you're not the Avatar?
Ruby: Yes, I'm sure. I just have silver eyes that occasionally glow wh-
Old lady: When you get upset or angry, yes I've seen it all before. What about the four elements though? Surely you can bend air or water. This lady right here looks like a firebender!
Yang: Err no, the fire is just part of my semblance.
Weiss: And we are dealing with four maidens, not four elements.
Old lady:.... Are you sure you're not benders?
RWBY: YES!
Katara: I think I'm in the wrong show. Would you be so kind as to take me to a spirit portal?
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Yang: So how does this Relic thing work?
Ozpin: By grasping it in a certain way, one has the ability to manipulate knowledge however they choose.
Yang: However they choose?
Ozpin: Yes. Why? Do you have an idea?
Yang: *smirks*
*Meanwhile, in Salem’s castle*
Salem: Our failure at Haven is a major setback. Now we’ll have to...have to... wait, what was I doing? Who am I? Who are all of you?
*And Remnant was at peace forever more.*
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Qrow: I don’t mean to criticize...more of a comment really, but you guys REALLY went all out with your boots didn’t you?
Ruby: What? No we didn’t!
Qrow: I’m just saying between Jaune and Nora you got enough bootlaces to strangle an Ursa.
Nora: HEY! Don’t be dissing a girl’s boot laces.
Qrow: And what...what is going on with Ren’s boots? Why would you cover up every part of your feet-EXCEPT the toes?
Ren: I like to feel the breeze.
Qrow: Yeah that’s gonna feel nice in winter... The season! Not the lady! Now MY shoes, these are just straight up NORMAL MAN’S shoes, you kids have been spending WAY too much money!
Jaune: Well it was either shoes or fifteen bottles of whiskey but we figured we didn’t want to copy you.
Qrow: HA! Alright you got me there kid...now someone flip me over, I’m starting to feel the heart burn.
Oscar: Doesn’t ANYONE have questions about this man in my head?
Ruby: Oh we do, but priorities, y'know?
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*Jaune and Ren are staring with wide eyes at the splintered and shattered remains of what was once there door*
Jaune: Err, what just happened?
Ren: I'm not sure. The girls went over to Team RWBY's room for a tea party and now Pyrrha's chatting to Yang and appears to be covered in cake.
Jaune: Did they have another food fight without us?
Pyrrha: Bye Yang! Sorry about the mess.
Jaune: Pyrrha! What happened? Why do you have cake all over you?
*Jaune clumsily steps down off his bed and stumbles over to Pyrrha after getting his foot caught in the duvet*
Pyrrha: Oh! Weiss' butler Klein was serving cake when he sneezed and the majority of it ended up on me.
Jaune: Ooooh! Well, cake is still cake! Let me try some!
*Jaune scoops a bit of cake off Pyrrha's cheek with his finger and pops it into his mouth leaving Pyrrha blushing*
Jaune: Mmm, that's good!
Pyrrha: H-Haha, yes good! It is! It's great even! I err, need to go now. Bye!
*Pyrrha runs out the room and Jaune looks over at Ren.*
Jaune: Was it something I said?
*Ren lets out a long sigh*
Ren: I'm going to go find Nora.
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Blake: Hey, have any of you seen Ilia? I can't find her anywhere.
Ruby: Nope, sorry. Oooh, but isn't camouflage kind of her thing? Maybe she's here but doesn't want to be seen?
Weiss: I'm afraid I haven't seen her.
Yang: I saw her this morning and she looked pretty happy about something-
*The door is suddenly kicked wide open with a bang making the four of them jump and Ilia stands in the doorway with her hands on her hips, a massive grin, while her skin changes to multiple different colours*
Ilia: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!
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*Taiyang is gardening when he hears the familiar sound of a portal opening and closing behind him causing him to turn around.*
Taiyang:...R-Raven..w-what... What are you doing here?!
Raven: Is that anyway to greet your ex and teammate?
Taiyang: Cut the crap! What are you doing here? You left for eighteen years without even saying goodbye leaving me alone to raise our daughter.
Raven: I...I was out...getting milk...for the baby...and got lost.
*Taiyang gets up and throws his trowel on the ground*
Taiyang: You can't even come back to me with a decent excuse! For starters you can portal back to me anytime!
*Taiyang throws his gloves to the ground*
Taiyang: Two! It doesn't take eighteen years to bring milk home.
Taiyang: And Three! YOU PRODUCE IT YOURSELF FOR THE BABY!
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Salem: And where is Cinder?
Emerald: She's dead! The spring maiden killed her! She meant everything to me and now she's gone. She took me off the street and gave me a purpose. I swear I'm going to kill them all for what they've done.
Salem: On the contrary...Cinder is alive.
Mercury: What? How's that possible?
Emerald: She is?!
Salem: A part of Cinder was Grimm and I am the master of Grimm.
*A pool of Grimm goop emerges in front of them and a form starts bubbling out of the liquid. Emerald's eyes go wide with excitement but then the form shrinks and all that's left is Cinder's Grimm arm flopping about on the floor.*
Salem: Granted, I can't bring all of her back, but yes...enjoy.
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Hey y’all

Now you’ve probably noticed a lack of posts appearing here for the last few months and I would like to apologize for that. It’s just me who runs this blog and I’ve been up and down for a while but I would like to start making regular posts again. 

I have a backlog of submissions to use so don’t worry if they haven’t shown up yet. On a rare occasion there might be one which I don’t post because I don’t think it makes full sense or is too graphic, that kind of thing, so sorry for that. 

Hope you’re all doing well and had a blast watching Vol5 of RWBY and are enjoying the new RWBY Chibi skits. :D

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Yang: I thought she’d be here by now.
Weiss: Who are you expecting?
Yang: My girlfriend.
Ruby: Yang! Why didn’t you tell me you were seeing someone?
Yang: Uh, well, it’s kind of an awkward explanation-
*She gets interrupted by a knock at the door*
Weiss, answering the door: Winter! What are you doing here? I didn’t expect you to visit tonight.
Winter: It was your teammate who invited me out tonight, actually.
Yang: *winks at Weiss*
Winter: Besides, I would hardly want to stand in the way of your date with Ruby. That is also tonight, if I’m not mistaken?
Yang & Weiss: YOU’RE DATING MY SISTER?
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