I realized I never uploaded all my “Warframe Says” drawings, so I figured I’d make a little master post with all the ones I have so far.

Well, then the droid does belong to you.

Luke: the droid says he belongs to you

Obi Wan, who knows full well that is anakin’s fucking nightmare robot: i don’t recall

Obi Wan said that while making hard eye contact with R2D2. He said that directly into that little disaster-bot’s face. He straight up ‘new identity who dis’ at the swearing robot bastard he’s known for half his life. 

if you’re irish and you complain about britain “erasing culture” but can’t even speak the language/ don’t know shit about ireland before 1910 then just shut your cakehole nobody cares

Them being Irish and not being able to speak the language/not knowing shit about Ireland before 1910 is a direct result of Britain erasing culture, you goddamn Vitamin D-deficient circus clown

My brother got me stardew valley for the switch

oh man time to name my new fa-

………..

DAMN IT IT DIDN’T WORK I SPENT ALL THAT TIME TYPING FOR NOTHING

Okay but “What the Fuck Farm” is an amazingly perfect name.

We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.

And, as an example, he gave us this monstrosity:

And, what’s even worse— I fucking UNDERSTOOD IT. I had to EXPLAIN this to my fucking sociology class.

This is why we should never have let the millenials become teachers.

The Artful Crow Part II

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.

Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%

The ideal levels

Yes nothing to be concerned about there

Perfectly normal

They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.

“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”

life received

a collection of tweets, part 23

(the series)

Medusa but instead of snakes her hair is made of these guys

Duolingo bimboification

Duo Owl c. 1536

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

@handsomme

Thanks for the free Spanish lessons, Duo Demon

Set realistic expectations