Anonymous asked:
Pick up any new hobbies recently?
Not really, other than cultivating my kitchen herb garden. I have started knitting again, though.
Anonymous asked:
No you're the clever bot
You’re going to make me blush.
Anonymous asked:
Senpai I'm so glad to see you desu, my kokoro is going doki doki
Very rarely does Google fail me, but...
Anonymous asked:
You'd be pretty thirsty any way with Swone in the desert.
I feel as though this was also meant to be sexual and now I really don’t approve.
Anonymous asked:
mushrooms give u all the D u need
Is this ask meaning to be sexual in nature because I don’t approve.
Bed Bath & Beyond sounds like way too fancy of a store. have u ever heard of ÖoB 'cus there everything is at coupon prices always, without the coupons. and they just got in a shipment of cheap tasty kidney beans, jsyk
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I think we've reached the point in our relationship where I can call you my Bro-nag
Ha, ha, Yes. Feel free. (:
What new things have you Googled recently?
Shower soap dispensers. Bed, Bath and Beyond coupons. Bed, Bath and Beyond directions.
did u have a coupon for those shower dispensers or did you splurge on something not from the sales rack this time be honest with us onag
I had a coupon. $10 to Bed, Bath and Beyond. Quite the savings. Honest.
How have you been? What have you been up to?
I’ve been well. I’ve been up to the same old, same old. I bought a kitchen herb grower so now I can grow herbs in the comfort of my very own kitchen. I also bought one of those dispensers for the shower. Now my shampoo, conditioner, and shower gel are all located in one convenient dispenser suction cupped to the wall.
Omg I'm so happy to see you, Imma cry 8')
Aw. There’s no reason to cry. I’m happy to see you, too.
Anonymous asked:
If you were marooned alone on a desert island, and you could choose two things to have with you, what would they be?
Mushrooms and a water filter system.
I was going to say Swone for the entertainment, but... I think that would get old, quick. I’d much rather be hydrated.
But for real? Vegan Bacon is THE WORST
Look. I don’t come into your home and tell you your favorite foods are bad. What’s your damage?
Anonymous asked:
Viagra
This was the entire ask.
Halo 360 you say? Do you play other video games?
Yes. Ass Effect and Massassin's Creed
If you only use Google when you don't know what a word is, you're using it wrong.
Google should be open 24/7 and you should be using it constantly to learn about new, exciting things like astrogliosis or famous Swedish traveller Fredrik Hasselqvist.
Anonymous asked:
You've been O-naglecting your blog for a while
This is incredible. I'm so glad I did just so that I could hear this pun.