being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

ok 2 many of u relate

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

So guess what I’ve been spending my vacation working on!

(Thanks to @visualvalkyrie for taking pics)

I GOTTA know how you did the face mask+eyes! I’m finishing a black mage cosplay and that’s the hardest part especially with glasses

Oh! I totally forgot to do a process post.

The eyes are orange ping pong balls with yellow leds. (sorry for the blurry android phone pics)

The leds are placed directly on 3 volt lithium batteries, held in place by clamps made of tiny squares of foam and metal wire. I used the tops of plastic bottle so I could screw them shut(I later painted these black to minimise light spilling) The leds have bits of foam on them to diffuse the light.

The mask is cardboard covered with a self adhesive velour, the kind used in hobby telescopes. It’s extremely light absorbent.

I attached it to the hat with little hooks and loops, but if I use this costume again I’ll replace them with press buttons.

My favourite trick however is that my real eyes are not below the rim of the hat.

I actually look through the belt on the hat, which is thin black fabric with faux leather rims and belt loops. It distorts my figure so I look shorter and weirdly proportioned.

I have a surpringly good range of vision, being able to look forward, and down under the rim.

(Look at my t-rex hands)

don’t go to art school. pirate some drawing programs. buy a cheap tablet off of craigslist. take furry porn commissions. draw some wolf cocks. start a patreon. make ten thousand dollars a month. retire at the age of 25. buy an island with your dog dick money. invest in indie games. buy stock in mojang. fly to sweden and hang out with notch. become notch’s friend. have him buy you things because he’s desperate to have friends and doesn’t want to lose you. open notch’s mind. shape him in to a good person. get married to notch. give notch the spark to create a new game. become the artist for notch’s new game. it’s a furry hentai game. start a kickstarter and make another ten thousand dollars. run off with the money. buy another island. draw more dog dicks. get out there. live. 

Show me the Good Boys

Talented BOYS

these are actually very Bad Boys

you are mistaken

at 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream

i didn’t mean to make this so ominous. i meant literally at 8:30 every day from spring to autumn, frogs in the woods over yonder hills will yell in unison. usually for about 20 to 30 minutes.

That didn’t really make it less ominous

Let bi boys date girls

Who isn’t letting them……

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

I can’t wait for Yaoi on Fire, the anime about two lesbians who perform Hawaiian fire dancing.

Finally, a full team of plant girls

It’s like a classic magical girl team. Bellossom the chipper happy-go-lucky leader and newbie, Roserade the Bifauxnen charmer, Lilligant the ditzy powerhouse, Florges the elegant lady, Lurantis the quirky nerd, and Tsareena the tsundere rival-turned-ally. I’d watch the hell out of that show.

@missvulpix212 @maskedkitsune so like this?

the funny thing about dril posts is that they actually do have a structure to them– they hit a kind of conceptual caesura halfway through, a point where there’s no inevitable logical connection between what’s been said and what’s still to come. here, the first sentence didn’t need to result in the second, yet it’s not “lol random” either; the speaker is angry about his boss’ draconian ferret-kissing policy, and reacts in kind, and even the reference to a “screen saver” reminds us that we’re in an office. it’s a narrative progression that, despite having an internal logic, alienates its punchline from its setup. who the hell is this person?

one thing i love about @dril posts is how they all seem to take place in a universe that is somewhat like our own, but with the habitus of white middle america taken to a bizarre, absurd, but strangely logical conclusion. take this one, for instance: 

so we have our setting: a security guard protecting the american flag in the betsy ross museum, something almost archetypically american and middle class. but once again the first part, or setup, for the punchline, “fucking the flag,” careens the joke into an alien punchline that still, given the setting, makes sense. @dril’s security guard character imitates a sort-of cop-talk, the banter of a security guard, “buddy, they wont even let me fuck it”. you can imagine a similar response from a guard at any museum, but we’re talking about Fucking the American Flag, here.  i really love @dril. 

it’s astonishing that a human being thinks of those posts. some person, someone out there whose existence we have to infer, because all we know is that those posts occur and they must be coming from somewhere. “the @dril​ tweeter” resonates as “the beowulf poet” does, except beowulf (which i’ve only read in translation, so i’m not an authority) has never made any use of the english language as baffling and sublime and somehow primally interlaced with the stuff of human consciousness as “IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL.”

This is my favorite post, I am so glad I found it again.

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

Pokemon crossbreed variations featuring my favorite mon, REUNICLUS, with the Amorphous egg group.

if you ever feel bad about your body remember that Wonder Woman has cellulite too

Whoever is writing this is doing God’s work

or there’s craigslist slfjkghldfkgj

what you said: i voted third party

what you meant: i voted for trump

You mean voting for a difference in a rigged system.

wow it must be nice to be this white

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.