Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.

Aliko is not taking it well

okay. I am wheezing with laughter. beloved followers. let's play a game. take a look at this map.

what do you think this is a map of. just any guesses, just drop 'em in my replies, c'mon.

(if you've seen the video I took this from don't spoil it please)

All very good answers! The closest one was:

Because this is a map for Minecraft Steve's legality in Smash tournaments

Hungarian language and its two closest relatives: Khanty and Mansi

The whole Finno-Ugric map is pretty great:

Ez tök menő. Kis taktikai érzékkel elfoglalhatnánk Moszkvát

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

um???

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

Female solidarity

The Collective Has Spoken

That was an ancient Greek chorus sis

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

the fuck is a fast reblog

being an adult with adhd is like …. i’m definitely missing an appointment somehow.. idk which appointment but i know i’m missing it

Best sticker

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

i recognize that twitter is on an eight year tumblr delay but this person on tiktok really said tumblr university 2

the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

baby meeting cat for the first time

Cat person right there. 

Look at that tiny rectangle.

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen