zevran and alistair give me an extremely specific emotion

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

manga gives me unrealistic expectations for boys

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

me too

You know who to call! 8)

猿皐 by CooRu 

Yup, I Ship it!!

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

this whole post was just an adventure from start to finish

A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.

STOP

why does this exist

everyone  (via gatsbees)

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road