Life Hack
Me, an Austrian, right now (via collected-sports-bra)
watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets
Watching American movies/shows in which they speak my native language
Can’t believe that the devil put all his energy into 2016.
College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck
College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation
Brutal, but no one’s died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!
“The truth is that Ron is my hero. He’s always there for his friends - sometimes belligerently, but there nevertheless. He’s also the comic relief in stressful situations; the funny guy with a great one-liner. And no matter how scared he may be, he will put aside his fears to support and protect the people he loves. To me, that represents true courage.” -Rupert Grint
By Jim salvati
the bar for 2017 is set so low it’s incredible
JKR's upcoming film series
The Fantastic Beasts 2 Fantastic 2 Beasts Turbo beasts The Fantastic Beasts: Tokyo Drift Fantastic Beasts Los Beasts Fantastic Five Fantastic Beasts 6 Beasts 7 Fantastic 8
Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.
after neville takes over as a professor in Hogwarts he gives Molly the names of all the children who don’t receive presents and she knits them all a jumper so at Christmas you get a parade of kids walking around the halls snuggling all these oversized one lettered knitted weasley specials