this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

me when im hungry

@weasley-detectives it’s you and me

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

NPC Energy

this dude, I felt, was the father figure naruro never appreciated the most. like when naruto had no money or food he would just make him ramen. he accepted naruto before anyone else in the village ever did. this dude was the most underrated character in all of naruto

I’m the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter, I’m that cunt. I’ve killed for you; who else can say that? You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it.  Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

Eldest sisters r the most oppressed

hey yall dumb fucks reblogging this and yapping about how, ur life is actually super hard as a younger sibling…

the ‘eldest sisters are oppressed’ thing is based on the fact that the oldest girls in many families are, a lot of the time, drafted into watching her younger siblings to the point that shes more of a young third parent than a kid anymore. shes expected to be incredibly responsible while her younger siblings get to make mistakes. she get to do more housework than her father because apparently men shouldn’t have to watch laundry.

op is obviously referring to the ways in which older sisters ( nope not brothers) are forced into maternal roles by both society and their parents for a number of reasons, not limited to society’s insistence that they must learn to become mothers early. theres also the fact that many families both need and cant afford childcare. this idea that an oldest sister is free childcare is bullshit.

I’m 580% sure this has happened don’t @ me

Dare i say…relatable

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

💔 . Night sketchy with my favorite paladin 💙 . . . #lance #vldlance #voltronfanart #fanart #digitalart #digitalpainting #julance

Afternoon quickie with my fav bois

I hope you’re happy - I hope you’re happy now

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

hair doodles for julance??

Psst Commissions are open by the way