Saw this on Facebook and I am now in the market for a worm on a string

list of heterosexual boys who have not disappointed me:

i forgot about ice town

I’ve never seen a more relatable post.

Or maybe that’s just who he is.

This? This is adorable.

How are you, a non-Muslim going to tell a Muslim that the reason she wears a hijab is because she’s forced to, then tell her to research it?

pet peeve: fanart depicting humanized versions of nonhuman characters (animals, monsters, aliens, etc.) where they’re white, youthful, and conventionally attractive, regardless of what canon may suggest 

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i don’t know about y’all but if mr. krabs was a human i don’t think he’d look like gerard way and josh dun’s lovechild

OhMYGOOOOSDDDDS

GOOD BYE

GET HIM, KIMBERLY

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”

“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

12 year olds in 2007 more like

Some of the best screenshots of despair are irl.

OMINOUS

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

Finally somebody said it

I will always reblog this

look at me i’m sandra dee

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