Hogwarts finally announces their new Defense Against the Bark Arts professor! (Better head to the library to help him prepare)
Is he in Ravenpaw?
The hat considered it, but he’s really more of a Gryffinlabrador
Are you sure he's not in Huffleruff?
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Hogwarts finally announces their new Defense Against the Bark Arts professor! (Better head to the library to help him prepare)
Is he in Ravenpaw?
The hat considered it, but he’s really more of a Gryffinlabrador
Are you sure he's not in Huffleruff?
30 inspirational Quotes from Fictional Teachers and Mentors.
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I need all of these on mini posters around my classroom.
“Those are concrete mixers! You don’t have to mix cement! Cement is the powder!” -My geotechnical engineer fiance
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
I want this sort of love
I WANT ONE
Every Single Word’s first live event will be held at The Bowery Ballroom on February 28th. This Oscar viewing party will feature with real-time commentary from comedians, writers, and pop culture experts. 100% of the evening’s profits will be donated to the “Made in NY” P.A. Training Program that provides low-income New Yorkers the opportunity to establish careers on film sets.
In response to the second consecutive year of all white acting nominees and a growing awareness of the systemic diversity problem in the film industry, Every Single Word: The Oscars is protest in the form of entertainment. For the price of one 2D movie ticket you can watch the Oscars while benefiting a program that brings the least heard populations into the film industry.
GUESTS: Franchesca Ramsey (MTV’s Decoded; Creator of “Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls”), Danielle Henderson (creator of Feminist Ryan Gosling), Sean Rameswaram (WNYC Host), Crissle West (co-host of The Read; Drunk History), Naomi Ekperigin (writer for Broad City & Difficult People), and Bowen Yang (Broad City). The event will be hosted by Dylan Marron (Welcome to Night Vale; creator of Every Single Word).
The “Made in NY” PA Training Program is a collaboration between BWI and the New York City Mayor’s Office of Film, Theatre and Broadcasting. Their mission is to give unemployed and low-income New Yorkers the chance to work on New York sets and build careers in this dynamic field. Since the program’s launch in February 2006, BWI has trained over 500 New Yorkers and placed highly-qualified PAs on more than 2,000 productions. Graduates have moved into advanced positions including Assistant Production Office Coordinator, Camera Assistant, Assistant Locations Manager, Grip, Field Producer, Set Decorator, Technical Operator and Unit PAs in sound, wardrobe and more.
I am so excited because I am going to BE IN NEW YORK when this is happening! I just bought my ticket :)
Wait, why are you going to be in New York? Did I know you were going to New York? WHY DO YOU NOT TELL ME THINGS
I’m going to New York to hang out with my friend for a few days before attending the HPA’s Granger Leadership Academy in Rhode Island. Maybe I tell you things and you just don’t listen. Or maybe I never see you so I don’t realize when you don’t know things.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.
Every Single Word’s first live event will be held at The Bowery Ballroom on February 28th. This Oscar viewing party will feature with real-time commentary from comedians, writers, and pop culture experts. 100% of the evening’s profits will be donated to the “Made in NY” P.A. Training Program that provides low-income New Yorkers the opportunity to establish careers on film sets.
In response to the second consecutive year of all white acting nominees and a growing awareness of the systemic diversity problem in the film industry, Every Single Word: The Oscars is protest in the form of entertainment. For the price of one 2D movie ticket you can watch the Oscars while benefiting a program that brings the least heard populations into the film industry.
GUESTS: Franchesca Ramsey (MTV’s Decoded; Creator of “Shit White Girls Say to Black Girls”), Danielle Henderson (creator of Feminist Ryan Gosling), Sean Rameswaram (WNYC Host), Crissle West (co-host of The Read; Drunk History), Naomi Ekperigin (writer for Broad City & Difficult People), and Bowen Yang (Broad City). The event will be hosted by Dylan Marron (Welcome to Night Vale; creator of Every Single Word).
The “Made in NY” PA Training Program is a collaboration between BWI and the New York City Mayor’s Office of Film, Theatre and Broadcasting. Their mission is to give unemployed and low-income New Yorkers the chance to work on New York sets and build careers in this dynamic field. Since the program’s launch in February 2006, BWI has trained over 500 New Yorkers and placed highly-qualified PAs on more than 2,000 productions. Graduates have moved into advanced positions including Assistant Production Office Coordinator, Camera Assistant, Assistant Locations Manager, Grip, Field Producer, Set Decorator, Technical Operator and Unit PAs in sound, wardrobe and more.
I am so excited because I am going to BE IN NEW YORK when this is happening! I just bought my ticket :)
A magnificent discovery in Harry Potter philosophy by fellow Tumblr-er, Kristen. (via futurejournalismproject)
ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this
You should have signed up for spelling classes instead
pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”
that is for trig… not calc…
things are heating up in the math fandom
I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class
or the army that forms bc your defense against the dark arts teacher suCKS
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
Fantastic!
Despite the fact that he was relentlessly bullied by Draco for years, Professor Longbottom was always fair, and kind to Scorpius Malfoy, just as he was with all students, each and every day.
Because, unlike Severus Snape, Neville is a good teacher and a reasonable human being.
LITERALLY ME