Anonymous asked:
Where are my fingers ?
"Up your ass."
Anonymous asked:
Cook Eddies cock :) if he has any....
"You mean the ones he has cut off, or his own?"
Anonymous asked:
An individual shows Andrew a picture of Miles Upshur. "What do you think of him? What would you do to him sexually if you had a chance to?"
"I don't think anything of him. I haven't even met him. I don't just fuck anyone, you know."
Anonymous asked:
do you like ihop, because i wanna hop on your dick
"I'm not against that. You know me."
Anonymous asked:
fuck my ass
"I'll slam it into a table and fuck it raw."
lostgabi
If I don’t reply or I take ages to:
- It’s drafted
- My mood doesn’t fit
- I’m trying to equal your perfection
- I’m brain-dead
- I lost the reply
- I’m easily distracted by something else
- All/some of the above
Anonymous asked:
(Post asylum question) Did you manage to escape from the riot or did you end up meeting your maker at the hands of Eddie Gluskin, Richard Trager, or Chris Walker?
"Consider me lucky. I never ran into any of those asswipes."
Andrew you are a ass
"And what makes you say that?"
andrewoutlast-blog reblogged
"Hey Rick. Were you wondering why your coffee was tasting so strange this morning?"
Yes, I did. What did you do to it?
andrewoutlast
“I spat in it after drinking cough syrup. Hope you had fun with it.”
*Rolled his eyes* Of course you did. Just let me know if you need any more “creamer.” Have you seen my son? He’s been missing since yesterday when he took off from me. He’s got to be in this building somewhere.
(Zach took off with Andrew’s wallet and security card)
andrewoutlast
“Fuck off. You’re not getting my coffee anymore. And who knows. He’s been on my nerves all of yesterday. Keep your kid on a leash.”
*Rick’s voice raised with hope* You’ve seen him? Did you see where he had gone? He couldn’t be hiding in too many places without a key. Shit, he took mine! Fuck! *Rick tugged on Andrew’s shirt and pleaded with him* Andrew, Andrew buddy! Can you help me look for him? He could be anywhere!
andrewoutlast
“I’m not looking for him with you. Get real. Within the first five minutes of talking with him I wanted to wack him with something. Fuckin’ annoying kid you’ve got.”
You have to. What if something happens to him? You can’t fault a teenager from acting like a teenager. What could he have possibly done or said to get you this mad over a kid? OOC: When does Andrew realize that his wallet is missing?
Anonymous asked:
You wouldn't need all those blow-up dolls and magazines if you'd just give in and bend over a table while Eddie Gluskin is in the room with you.
"Eddie is a bloody monster. No way I'd ever put myself in a vulnerable position like that for him."
Anonymous asked:
I heard you were one of the best customers of a porn store in town to the point that you're given a 10% discount on each additional purchase you make to the store. How many porn videos and blow up dolls did you need to buy to get that discount?
"I've bought at least three this week. Blow up dolls. And magazines? Probably about thirteen."
andrewoutlast-blog reblogged
"Hey Rick. Were you wondering why your coffee was tasting so strange this morning?"
Yes, I did. What did you do to it?
andrewoutlast
“I spat in it after drinking cough syrup. Hope you had fun with it.”
*Rolled his eyes* Of course you did. Just let me know if you need any more “creamer.” Have you seen my son? He’s been missing since yesterday when he took off from me. He’s got to be in this building somewhere.
(Zach took off with Andrew’s wallet and security card)
andrewoutlast
“Fuck off. You’re not getting my coffee anymore. And who knows. He’s been on my nerves all of yesterday. Keep your kid on a leash.”
*Rick’s voice raised with hope* You’ve seen him? Did you see where he had gone? He couldn’t be hiding in too many places without a key. Shit, he took mine! Fuck! *Rick tugged on Andrew’s shirt and pleaded with him* Andrew, Andrew buddy! Can you help me look for him? He could be anywhere!
andrewoutlast-blog reblogged
"Hey Rick. Were you wondering why your coffee was tasting so strange this morning?"
Yes, I did. What did you do to it?
andrewoutlast
“I spat in it after drinking cough syrup. Hope you had fun with it.”
*Rolled his eyes* Of course you did. Just let me know if you need any more “creamer.” Have you seen my son? He’s been missing since yesterday when he took off from me. He’s got to be in this building somewhere.
(Zach took off with Andrew’s wallet and security card)
andrewoutlast-blog reblogged
"Hey Rick. Were you wondering why your coffee was tasting so strange this morning?"
Yes, I did. What did you do to it?
"I spat in it after drinking cough syrup. Hope you had fun with it."
Anonymous asked:
My daddy can whoop your creepy old ass and get away with it since he writes your paychecks.
"Get a job kid, making decent money, and grow some hair on your pecker. Then you can start talking like the grown ups."
Anonymous asked:
How does your wack ass still got a job? You sit on your ass and probably jerk it to gay porn all day at the asylum. I could do your job while I play GTA or Five Nights at Freddy's at the same time. Try to guess who this is, bitch!
"Settle down there cowboy. Did you forget to take your meds again?"
Anonymous asked:
Guess what's in your mouth - DEEZ NUTS!
"How old is this fucking trend? In other words its fucking old and its annoying."