I think my favourite thing about the Twilight franchise is that Alice probably saw all of the shit that went down in New Moon coming from a mile away and she said nothing because sure I can warn them earlier and prevent all of this but then I wouldn’t get to drive around Italy in a yellow Porsche and see Bella run through a sea of people in red capes just to jump on Edward while he was glowing and honestly where’s the fun in that
jasper: what is it? what do you see???
alice, thinking about fashion-forward red capes, driving through the italian country side in a dope yellow porsche, and her stupid bitchass brother learning a goddamn lesson for once: i see all my dreams coming true