Well this is the final nail in the coffin for tumblr I guess! I’m not really active on tumblr at all but I am unlikely to return to any of my blog at this point. My twitter and discord are:

@ obernatos    /    spamboi#8319

I’m happy to rp on there. Please let me know who you are if you add me.

Characters I’m willing to RP (Old and new muses)

Ace Attorney : Ron DeLite / Amasugi Yusaku Detective Conan: Heiji Hattori Naruto: Gaara, (willing to try out Deidara?) Professor Layton: Alfendi Layton Shin Megami Tensei: [Devil Summoner] Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th, Gouto Douji, Dahn Tsukigata, Yoshitsune Super Mario Odyssey: Pauline Undertale: WD Gaster Yu-Gi-Oh [ Duel Monsters, Zexal ] : Season 0 Yami Yuugi, Astral

if you don’t already, go listen to ninja sex party. some of these are nsfw & some have been altered to make them gender neutral.

• ❛ this song is about a problem i have… frequently. ❜
• ❛ i got a weird look from the waitress. ❜
• ❛ i looked down and realised i was one hundred percent erect! ❜     
• ❛ i like coleslaw but not that much. ❜ 
• ❛ this is no laughing matter. ❜
• ❛ this is not some kind of game. ❜
• ❛ i can tuck away my johnson but i can never tuck away the shame. ❜
• ❛ i’d like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. ❜
• ❛ i see you have a lot of other suitors, allow me to make my case. ❜
• ❛ when was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin’ mythical beast!? ❜ 
• ❛ oh yeah, i will rock your world. ❜
• ❛ ‘cause i’m a dragon slayer! ❜  
• ❛ i shall now expose my chest. ❜
• ❛ don’t act like you’re not impressed. ❜
• ❛ how hard did i just seal the deal with my dragon slayer steel? ❜
• ❛ i killed a demon with these hands. ❜
• ❛ could you imagine that? if we were gay? ❜
• ❛ could you imagine? ❜
• ❛ you know a lot of people come up to us and say, “hey ___ & ___ you two wear a lot of spandex and live together, are you gay?” ❜
• ❛ we would all be flying on a tasteful pink duvet, but mostly ___, mostly ___’s gay. ❜
• ❛ here’s a list of things ___ likes to suck. dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, balls. ❜
• ❛ now rub the peanut butter on you from your head to your feet. ❜
• ❛ cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats. ❜
• ❛ you put your hands in the air and grab a bird from the sky and eat it whole so you can absorb it’s power of flight. ❜
• ❛ first you take a g, then an o then an f. then you’re gonna need a u and a c-k-y-ourself. ❜
• ❛ that’s an awful lot of letters! ❜
• ❛ g-o-f-u-c-k-y-o-u-r-s-elf! ❜
• ❛ i’m working out my issues in an orgy for one. ❜
• ❛ i am you from much later in your life. ❜
• ❛ you’re still a virgin and you will be for a while. ❜
• ❛ you’re just going through an awkward phase from twelve to twenty nine. ❜
• ❛ ___ don’t you know that you are hot as fuck on the inside? ❜
• ❛ wait, this place isn’t sexy at all! ❜
• ❛ i can’t believe my eyes, but it’s a world without sex! ❜
• ❛ without the thrill of boning, what is life? ❜
• ❛ now let us fly into the night sky. ❜
• ❛ i know you love bloopy reggae jams. now is not the time. ❜
• ❛ let’s steal a car tonight! ❜
• ❛ we’re young and in love—-so let’s commit some crimes. ❜
• ❛ i got you flowers. ❜
• ❛ let’s steal a motherfuckin’ car tonight! ❜
• ❛ let’s get some coffee. ❜
• ❛ what’s a few picassos when you’re on a sexy date heist? ❜
• ❛ let’s steal some art tonight! ❜
• ❛ let’s steal some precious fucking art tonight! ❜
• ❛ let’s kill some guy tonight! ❜
• ❛ we’re young and alive—which i can’t say for that guy. ❜
• ❛ let’s take a motherfucking life tonight! ❜
• ❛ man we had fun tonight. ❜

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Evil Queen

“Silence! You know the penalty if you fail.” “I’ll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary ____, it’s a magic wishing ____.” “One bite, and all your dreams will come true.” “Now, make a wish, and take a bite.” “I’ll fix ya! I’ll crush your bones!” “All alone, my pet?”

Strombolli

“There! This will be your home - where I can find you always!” “You will make lots of money… For me!” “QUIET! Shut up before I *knock* you silly!”

Lady Tremaine

“Well, I see no reason why you can’t go… if you get all your work done.” “Get up. Quick, this instant! We haven’t a moment to lose!” “You clumsy little fool!” “Oh. Well, don’t just stand there. Bring up the breakfast trays at once, and hurry!” “Hold your tongue! Now, it seems we have time on our hands.” “Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done?”  “What on earth have you’ve been doing?” “It would be an insult to take you to the palace dressed in these old rags.” “I forbid you to do this!” “How charming, how perfectly charming.” “Why? Because YOU are *young*, and *innocent*, and *good*, and I…” “And so, I lived unhappily ever after.”

Queen of Hearts/Red Queen

“I warn you, child… if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?” “Your way? All ways here are my ways!” Curtsy while you’re thinking. It saves time.” “How would you like to have your head hacked off?” “Never mind him/her. (S)he’s mad.” “It is far better to be feared than loved.”

Captain Hook

“Thank you, me dear, you’ve been most helpful.” “So passes on a worthy opponent.” “Good, then let’s have at it!” “And that’s why I asked you over, my dear.” “A jealous female can be tricked into anything.” “Oh, a little persuasion might be in order.”

Maleficent

“Why so melancholy? A wondrous future lies before you - you, the destined hero(ine) of a charming fairy tale come true.” “Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.” “Touch the spindle. Touch it I say!” “You poor, simple fools. Thinking you could defeat me. Well, here’s your precious *(prince)ss*!” “Are you sure you searched everywhere?” “I must say, I really felt quite distressed at not receiving an invitation.” “Oh dear! What an awkward situation.” “This curse will last till the end of time! No power on ____ can change it!” “I like you begging. Do it again.”

Cruella DeVil

“You can’t possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.” “Come now, I’m being more than generous.” “Do as you like with them! Drown them!” “But I warn you, ____, we’re through. I’m through with all of you! I’ll get even. Just wait.” “I’ve got no time to argue. I tell you, it’s got to be done tonight!” So they thought they could outwit ____?” “What kind of sycophant are you?” “We lose more women to marriage than war, famine, and disease.” “Darling, red isn’t your color.” “Be sure to let me know when the blessed event occurs.” “My faith in your limited intelligence is momentarily restored.”

Madame Mim

“Now, first of all, if you don’t mind, I’ll make the rules.” “Sounds like someone’s sick. How lovely.” “So, my boy/girl, I’m afraid I’ll have to destroy you.” “Yeah, I-I’ll give you a sporting chance. I’m mad about games, you know.” “And (s)he must see something good in you.”

Shere Khan

“I can’t be bothered with that, I have no time for that nonesense.” “Perhaps. But at the moment I’m searching for a ____.” “Why should you run? Is it possible that you don’t know who I am? Precisely. And you should know that everyone runs from ____.” “Ah, you have spirit for one so small.” “Now, I’m going to close my eyes and count to ten. It makes the chase more interesting… for me.”  “Does my face not remind you of what grown man can do?” “All I ask for is one thing and you denied me. Well that ends now.” 

Edgar

“You’re going to ____ if it’s the last thing I do.”

Sheriff of Nottingham

Now, take it easy, ____, I’m just doing my duty. Listen, ____, you’re mighty preachy and you’re gonna preach your neck right into a hangman’s noose.

Prince John

“____, with you around, who needs a court jester?” “You’re never around when I need you!” “I told you never to mention ____’s name!” “Get out of that if you can.” “I sentence you to sudden, instant, and even immediate death!” “My dear, emotional lady, why should I?” “Young love, your pleads have not fallen upon a heart of stone. But traitors must die!” “This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power! Forgive me a cruel chuckle. Heh-heh-heh. Power.” “Stop sniveling and hold still.”

Madame Medusa

“You must gain their confidence… make them like you.” “Now, I’m going to let bygones be bygones. Do you know what would make Auntie/Uncle ____ very happy?” “Of course, you have. But we must try harder, mustn’t we?” “Adopted? What makes you think anyone would want a homely little girl/boy like you?” “Not until you get the diamond!”

Amos Slad

“Watch it, that thing’s loaded.” “____, get back in there before I break your other leg.”

The Horned King

“You’ve interfered for the last time!” “Perhaps it would interest you to see what fate has in store for you.”

Ratigan

“Oh, my dear ____. I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.” “You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was, trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise.” “Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to use them all.” “You should have chosen your friends more carefully.” “All will bow before me!”

Sykes

“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, ____.” “So, ____. Did we bring something green and wrinkly to make ____ happy?” “If you don’t have my money…” “Now, I lent you some money, and I don’t see it. Do you know what happens when I don’t see my money, ____?”

Ursula

“So much for true love!” “My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for, to help unfortunate ___, like yourself, poor souls with no one else to turn to.” “It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man.” “Oh, and there is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”

Gaston

“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting *ideas*, and *thinking*…” “How can you read this? There’s no pictures!” “This is the day your dreams come true.” “Say you’ll marry me.” “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had *feelings* for this monster.” “It’s over, ____! ____ is mine!”

Jafar

“You will order ____ to marry me.” “____ *will* marry me!” “You’re speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.” “I am your master now! “Trust me, my friend. You’ll get what’s coming to you.”

Scar

“Life’s not fair, is it?” “And you… shall never see the light of another day.” “Ahh, so you haven’t told them your little secret.” “Oh, no, ____. Perhaps *you* shouldn’t turn your back on *me*.” “Well, I suppose you’d have found out sooner or later, you being so clever and all.” “And remember… it’s our little secret.” “Oooh… I quiver with *fear*…” “I’m *surrounded* by idiots.” “Run. Run away, and never return.”

Governor Ratcliffe

“I’ll have your head for this!” “How dare you!” “Well, I’ll just have to take it/you by force then, won’t I?” “This is my land!” “I make the laws here!” “That’s what guns are for.” “A mans not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”

Frollo

“How dare you defy me!” “Mark my words, —, you will pay for this insolence.” “Look at that disgusting display.” “I know you helped him/her escape.” “You idiot! That wasn’t kindness, it was cunning!” “Dear boy/girl, whomever are you talking to?” “I think… you’re hiding something.” “I’ll find her/him. I’ll find her/him if I burn down all of ____!” “And this my thanks for taking you in and raising you as my son/daughter?” “These people are traitors, and must be made examples of.” “I can save you from the flames of this world, and the next. Choose me, or the fire.” “You’ve chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you’re mine.” “You don’t know what it’s like out there. I do. I do.”

Hades

“So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?” “Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.” “I need somebody who can… handle him/her as a (wo)man.” “Well, you know, that’s good because that’s what got you into this jam in the first place, isn’t it?” “You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend/girlfriend’s life. And how does this creep/bitch thank you? By running off with some babe.” “(S)he hurt you real bad, didn’t (s)he, ___? Huh?” “We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.” “____, ____, ____, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? I own you!” “____, listen. Do you hear that sound? It’s the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!” “I can’t believe you’re getting all worked up over some “guy/chick.”” “Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?” “____, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-____. What exactly happened here?”

Shan-Yu

“I tire of your arrogance, ____. Bow to me!” “Looks like you’re all out of ideas.” “You took away my victory!”

Clayton

“Go ahead. Shoot me. Be a (wo)man.” “Why? For 300 pounds sterling a head.”  “Actually, I have you to thank, old boy/girl. Couldn’t have done it without you.”

Yzma

“Excellent. A few drops in his/her drink, and then I’ll propose a toast, and (s)he will be dead before dessert.” “Just think of it as you’re being let go, that your life’s going in a different direction, that your body’s part of a permanent outplacement.” “I know. It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.” “It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has… what was it again?” “Take him/her out of town and finish the job now!” “Why do we even *have* that lever?” “____! Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing! It’s like I’m talking to a monkey.” “Fired? W-W-What do you mean, “fired”?” “Why, I practically raised him/her.” “That is the last time we take directions from a ____.” “This had better be good!” “_____ is dead, right? Tell me ____’s dead. I need to hear these words.”

Commander Rourke

“What’s to know? It’s big, it’s shiny, it’s gonna make us all rich.” “It’s called natural selection. We’re just helping it along.” “Looks like all our chances for survival rest with you, ____.” “Well, as usual, diplomacy has failed us. Now, I’m going to count to ten, and you’re going to tell me where the crystal is. One, two, nine…” “I love it when I win.” “I consider myself an even tempered (wo)man. It takes a lot to get under my skin, but congratulations, you just won the solid-gold kewpie doll.”

Scroop

“____ should learn to mind their own business.” “Maybe your ears don’t work so well.” “The girl was sniffing about.” “It’s that boy/girl. Methinks you have a soft spot for him/her.” “I say we kill ‘em all now.”

Oogie Boogie Man

“Well well well. What have we here?” “So you’re the one everybody’s talking about?” “It’s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.”

Dr. Facilier 

“Gotta hand it to you, ____. When you dream, you dream big.” “Don’t you disrespect me, little man/lady!”  “You’re in my world now, not your world.” “Y'all should have taken my deal.”

Mother Gothel

“Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful/handsome young lady/man. Oh look, you’re here too.” “I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year.” “YOU are not leaving this tower! EVER!” “Great. Now I’M the bad guy.” “____, please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying!” “Dear, this whole romance that you’ve invented just proves you’re too naive to be here.” “Why would (s)he like you? Come on now, really. Look at you! You think that (s)he’s impressed?” “Please speak up, ____. You know how I hate the mumbling…” “Oh, ____, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?” “Everything I did was to protect YOU.” “Where will you go? (S)he won’t be there for you.” “Now, now, it’s all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be.” “You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.” “The world is dark and selfish and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, it destroys it!”

King Candy

“Sad as it is, ____ can not be allowed to ____.” “I’m not against her/him! I’m trying to *protect* her/him!”  “Welcome to the boss level!”

Prince Hans

“Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?” “Oh, ____. If only there was someone out there who loved you.” “I, on the other hand, am the hero who’s going to save ____ from destruction.”

Bellwether

“It’s still my word against yours.” “It really is too bad, I… I did like you!” “I framed ____; I can frame you too!”

   ALSO THE HOW THE HECK DID I REACH 500+ FOLLOWERS && HOW DID YOU FIND ME post, where I genuinely have no idea what the heck I’m doing !! Thank you to everyone who continued following me ( even though I was dead for like 2 years omg ), and everyone that’s following now! You don’t know how happy this last month has made me, meeting and talking with new && amazing friends, who send me derpy memes during my lectures side eyes, and who make me laugh with silly jokes and cute headcanons… seriously, thank you to everyone on my dash, for being such wonderful human beans !! 

That being said! Rather than just a follower forever, I’d much rather do a recommendations list, where I throw out all the beautiful people on my dash atchu, bc they deserve applause for their hella great writing ok !! 

TLDR;; here are some people you should go check out seriously. just. go, please. i enjoy seeing them on my dash, either for their portrayal, or their amazing-mun-ness. or just how hilarious their dash presence is. go.

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