Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

These literally never get old.

wait for the end ohmygawd

I’m am fucking screaming all cheerleaders fucking love Ke$ha

Im the one falling through the sunroof

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

if you want this psd, you must:

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

sausage ft. the cast of dance moms 

LMFAOOOOOOO FUCKKKK

Raise your glass to P!nk who flawlessly shut down Internet hate about her supposed weight gain. 

And here’s a friendly reminder, to all the haters, that P!nk is athletic enough to effortlessly do this while singing:

Note how she also didn’t perpetuate body shaming by trying to argue that she wasn’t fat or overweight, just that she looked and more importantly, felt beautiful. 

PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.

I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread

to all the tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game. type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

what the fuck melssa

we are reading this novel in literature class, so good

has the movie come out yet? sounds sooo good.

Rethink homelessness

In the shelter I work at, there’s a lady who has her doctorate in biochemistry, a woman who was a lawyer, and a lady who has an art portfolio that is absolutely stunning. Definitely rethink homelessness.

I’ve been homeless before and I love this

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

i got a doot doot but how are you doing this there are so many notes???