don't panic;

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive 

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes

college is just the worst opinions you’ve ever heard being counted as participation points

“so how you doin’?”

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

what if texas just like……. kept going

Now Presenting: Texas Plus

current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

Cat logic

Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.