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Miguel panel redraw :3
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what if he was bby girl?
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SUPERNATURAL Season 5 Gag Reel
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next year will be half a decade since the confession btw
and yet
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13.13 Devil’s Bargain
hawkin-byrd
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
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Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?
Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*
Man: Is that a yeah?
Pig: *shorter groan*
Man: Okay. Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…
Pig: *quiet snort*
Man: Hey!
Pig: *snort*
Man: Are you messed up, girl?
Pig: *short snort*
Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up
Pig: *snort snort snort snort*
Man: Hey you
Pig: *snort*
Man: Whoa! Whoa! Shit! [Unintelligible] HOWH! Come here girl!
Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*
Man: Holy hell, fuck…I didn’t mean to do that
“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive
and if anyone’s wondering, the man (from Cecilia, Kentucky, USA) had emptied a broken deer feeder full of accidentally fermented corn into a field where no animals were supposed to be. the pigs broke out of their pen, got into the corn, and the one you see here seriously overindulged
they observed her overnight and got Animal Control to do a check-up on her. she’s fine
so yes, you you can enjoy the video without worrying about Drunk Pig
So glad to hear she’s just drunk off her… whatever you call a pig ass. Haunches?
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“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”
listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.
And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline
Very ADHD
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i love working at an aquarium i just witnessed a grown man with children enter the freshwater gallery and loudly exclaim “oh shit, piranhas are REAL?!?”
the delights of working with the public continue! just heard someone announce over the radios “hey we have guest wearing an inappropriate shirt that needs to be spoken to, i last saw him in sharks & rays and the shirt says ‘do milfs not drugs’ if a supervisor could take care of that that’d be great cuz he’s not being cooperative” and then a good 5 minutes later i heard a supervisor radio for security backup
this post is back on my dash again! here's another little addendum of highlights from last weekend's shifts:
- small child with hands and face fully pressed up against the glass in front of the indo-pacific reef tank for a solid 5 mins before turning to her mom and asking 'are they real? are they real fish??' and squealing with delight when informed that yes, those are real life fishies and not a video. mom told me that kiddo loves to watch videos of fish on her tablet, but is always disappointed that they're not 'real'
- guy who sauntered up to me thinking he was soooo cool and funny in front of his friends and asked how easy it'd be to 'grab a penguin and run'. got visibly disappointed + upset when i responded very matter-of-factly without hesitation and without looking away from the exhibit i was assigned to watch that 'on the off chance the penguin doesn't peck your eyes out first, the aquarists will probably get to you before security does and they'll probably kill you.' he apparently thought he was going to catch me off guard and get a funny reaction out of me but didnt consider that i hear that question or some variation thereof several times a day and am very tired of it.
- another guy showed up with a milf shirt. this time it said MILF: MAN I LOVE FROGS. because nobody else complained about him like the first guy and because he was, unlike the other guy, not piss drunk and didn't cause a huge scene of knocking shit over and shouting at people who took issue with his shirt, he did not get kicked out. it's that simple!
- several people approached me very upset and very confidently told me that a fish was stuck in the rocks in the giant ocean tank and looked like it couldn't get out. each time, i humored them and rushed over, only to see that each time the object of their concerns was our green moray, who was in fact quite comfortable in his favorite crevice and perfectly capable of moving should he so choose.
- ditto of the above, but instead it's people being dead convinced that our elderly halibut is just lying there dead in the middle of the sandy bottom exhibit. i dont exactly blame them because he is very old and has cataracts and is also a rather ugly fish, so to the unfamiliar eye he does definitely look like a rotting corpse. but that's just how he is!
- only about half the visitors who asked me about the halibut seemed to believe me when i told them that oh no, he's not dead, we get that question a lot but he's fine, he just rests on the bottom unless he's being fed. i heard a lot of them loudly continue to tell other visitors that there was a dead fish in the tank as soon as i walked away. this job requires an saintly level of patience and i do not possess nearly that much so i need to pick my battles
Apparently my favorite picture books as a child were written by queer authors. This brings me joy.
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nimona (film that was saved by netflix after disney canned it along with closing the studio that was making it) and the boy and the heron (2d animated movie, the type that disney doesn't make anymore due to "limitations with the medium") getting animated feature noms at the oscars this year and not wish... bro that's funny
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Hey fic writers can we stop referring to any part of Hobie as "thick" (besides his skull maybe) when bro is built like yield sign?? His "thick" arms are not wrapping around you when he hugs alright 😭 you're being restrained by wires.
Like yeah, he's spiderman, he'll be STRONG but I'm TIRED of buff descriptions being used for my stickbug !! Where's my fanfic where reader/mc whoever is scared of touching him in case he breaks something, hm?? Cause ik as a plus size girl I'd be mortified-
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gotta add another noir variant to the gang
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Villain vibes Miguel… facial hair or nah?
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
like this?
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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.
“Never Use Alone” is a number you can call when you have no choice but to use when you’re alone.
If you call (800) 484-3731, an operator will answer your call, and ask for your first name, location and whether you have any allergies, or medical conditions. After you’ve given us this information you can go ahead and inject your substance. After you’ve ingested the substance, we will continue communicating with you. If you do not respond after 30-45 seconds, we will notify emergency services of a possible overdose at the location you’ve given us.
We will never shame you, judge you, or preach at you to quit. If you are ready to quit though, we have treatment resources for every state in the US. Regardless if you have insurance, or not. We will do our best to connect you with the help you need. please call. We are on standby.
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This seems like a solid and real thing, I did my best to vet them and found their FB: https://www.facebook.com/Neverusealone/
They also seem to help with getting Narcan.
holy shit this can actually save Real Lives like dudes this isn’t a joke and isn’t to be passed off
Never Use Alone doesn’t have an app (yet) but there are two apps that can be used all over the world. One that is available only on iOS last time I checked is The Canary Overdose prevention app and the other is Be Safe by The Brave Coop. They are both very easy to use.
from this reddit thread that has a lot of people talking about the hotline, including sharing their own experiences. additionally, it looks like there are also similar overdose prevention hotlines in other countries now, such as canada and scotland
For those in the notes wondering about their cop policy, here’s what they say on their website’s FAQ:
All operators are harm reductionists. Our goal is to reduce harm, not increase it, by getting you arrested. Our hope is that only EMS responds, but the truth is, we cannot guarantee that. To reduce the chances of the police showing up with EMS, when we call EMS, we report it as an “unresponsive person”, rather than an “overdose”. When you call 911 and report an “overdose”, a lot of times, police will automatically respond to those calls. So, by reporting it as an “unresponsive person” it reduces the chances of police responding.
They also say that all of their volunteers have personally experience with substance use, and that they do not accept volunteers employed by addiction treatment centers.