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✿ BADLANDS.

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i found a martyr, he told me that he'd never, with his educated eyes and his head between my t h i g h s .
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phee & alo (u saw this coming lbr)

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send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:

  • immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: phee loves them so probably her !
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: alo would totally wake phee up in the middle of the night & ask her to cook.
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes: probably ophelia when she hasn’t seen him in a few days.
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: i can definitely see alo doing this.
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: i feel they’d both do it because lets face it, they’re both lil kids
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: oh alo definitely
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body): i feel ophelia would kill someone by accident & alo would sort everything out B)
  • wears the least clothing around the house: probably both of them after they’ve been spooning or when alo gets really hot.
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: i feel they both have random outbursts of complete affection for each other when they’re sat doing something completely normal or like washing the dishes one of them will just look at the other and be like B) that’s my person right there.
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send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
  • immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit 
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body)
  • wears the least clothing around the house
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason
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Mun Facts

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General:
  • Name: char
  • Age: 666
  • Sign: cancer
  • Time of Birth: 2:30am i think ?
  • Mother’s Name: carole
Favorites:
  • Flower: rose ? daisy ? idk 
  • Meat: TURKEY
  • Celebrity: halsey
  • Sex Position: jesus
  • Hair Style: idk i dont even brush mine half the time
  • Clothing Store: new look ? idk 
This or That:
  •  Black or Blue: black 
  • English or Math: both 
  • Boys or Girls: both 
  • Sneakers or Boots: sneakers
  • Music or Books: both 
  • Cars or Motorcycles: cars
Twenty Questions:
  1. If you knew tomorrow would be the end of the world, how would you spend today? with my family & boyfriend.
  2. What is your favorite memory with your grandmother? anytime i get to spend w her is my fav, i don’t get to see her a lot.
  3. Do you like pie? yes.
  4. Where do you see yourself in the next month? @ uni.
  5. Your muse is standing on your doorstep. Real, totally there. They have ten words to say to you. What are those words? why do you always fuck with my life
  6. If you could choose the perfect mate, what would be one flaw you’d like them to have? ?? i dunno 
  7. If you ran a business, what business would it be? How would you make it unique? hmmm .. I DUNOO
  8. The saying goes that when you become a parent, you’ll act just like your parents did when you were growing up. Care to agree or disagree with this? not having kids so idk 
  9. Did you think your country’s government is for the better or worse? worse. fuck conservative
  10. What fairy tale inspires you the most?  ???? idk the three little pigs
  11. What is the most memorable thing anyone has ever said to you? “i’d thank him for bringing an absolutely wonderful beautiful perfect soul into my life”
  12. Everyone has a hero. Why did you pick your hero to be your hero? me mam
  13. If you wrote a recognition speech, who would you recognize? me mam
  14. You have the ability to spend one day in the distant past before you or your parents were born. What day or general time frame would you visit, and why? see my grandparents meet or wed
  15. What is one trait you wish your muse had that s/he doesn’t? i dunno. most of my muses are too honest
  16. You’re at Sweet Frog or whatever frozen yogurt/ice cream place that is around your area. You can put whatever toppings you’d like on any flavor(s) of your choosing. What is that dream sundae? m n m’s, marshmallows, chocolate sauce.
  17. What’s it like being you? lol
  18. What do you wish it was like being you? happy
  19. What is your dream? idk i just wanna help people !
  20. How do you plan to make it a reality? getting a job to help people !
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nothing wrong always seemed rather RELATIVE to alioth as he looked around the house ; he really did always find something that bothered him        whether it was the colour of the front door, the shape of the bedroom windows or the fact that the kitchen wasn’t symmetric, he would probably ruin the estate agent’s day eventually.  ❝ i didn’t even say anything, ophelia. ❞ he scoffed, realizing just how much they actually sounded like the married couple they were ( anytime he’d be happy about it, but not today ).  ❝ it’s nothing ..        i’m just looking around ! ❞ the house was in fact the best one they had seen so far, but he didn’t like admitting it.
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❝ you don’t need to say anything !  her voice raised a little; it wasn’t difficult for her to tell when alo didn’t like something. he didn’t even have to say anything         she could often tell through things such as his posture, or even how his breathing changed ( it came in useful in times like this. ) ❝ yeah, you’re looking around with THAT look on your face ! seriously, what the hell is wrong ?  ophelia had almost forgotten about the estate agent having to listen to their bickering all day, that was, until she heard a loud sigh come from the left of her.

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deflectentes:
i swear to god i tweeted once abt how much i loved chuck’s character development or something and some girl was indirecting me like dan is the only good gossip girl male and proper stanning him i was like ???? ok ….
RIGHT ????
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