🔋just for kicks🔋

person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

me when it starts raining really hard:  ya hooo the plants sure needed this.  the plants will really slurp this right up

no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad

He went home

honeybees are dudes from the Midwest

this is what a real friend looks like everyone take notes 📝

relationship goal: a relationship

I have already won, I have already succeeded. I’m living and LIVING WELL, with all of my desires fully manifested

@nick-avallone she’s french

bye

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

this article was written by a dog in disguise to get pet by ALL the humans

so?? he worked hard for his phD, I believe him

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell