he got friendzoned by 500 thousand women

Can u imagine having ur head this far up your own ass and see an event like women’s March and only thinking “these women are out here because they hate good guys” like wow get this man down to the science lab there are tests that need to be done on him find out how he got his head up his rectum like that he’s the new superhuman he’s found a new home

honestly…the best part of 2016

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

Im so, happy

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

lmao

ok

name us and the contract will be sealed

I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

the real MVP !