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I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares. Honestly, there's a hundred people who want to kill me. (indie stark rp/ask rp blog) (mun&muse are of age) (Open to all fandoms)
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                            –okay we can try this and when                                     he fails, I’ll do it MYSELF.

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Heads Up:

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While I still have a ton of muse for Tony, I might be going on indefinite hiatus due to not only, so few interactions on her, but also my health. I am cutting back on my rp blogs, and anyone who knows me knows I have a lot.
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disappointment starters

“I thought you of all people would be different.” “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.” “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.” “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.” “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.” “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!” “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…” “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!” “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.” “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.” “I’d expected a lot more from you.” “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.” “You’re such a disappointment to the family.” “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.” “That movie was so disappointing.” “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.” “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.” “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.” “You could’ve tried harder!” ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.” “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.” “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.” “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?” “I had higher expectations of this.” “I had higher expectations of you.”

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Shadowhunters Starters (TV Show)

  • Hey, can you watch where you’re going?
  • You can see me?
  • Uh that’s kind of the point, but you obviously didn’t see me
  • You have the Sight?
  • Wait the wait?
  • How do I not know who you are?
  • Does that line actually ever work?
  • Can you guys believe that blonde dude?
  • You mean the imaginary dude you were talking to?
  • No, the guy over there.
  • ____ there’s nobody there.
  • The guy covered in tats.
  • Will you guys stop making me feel unsafe?
  • ____ what was in your latte?
  • Remember, your fake ID sucks!
  • Let’s all just pretend to be more sophisticated than we are.
  • The place isn’t even hygienic.
  • More Mundane blood for your boss.
  • I’m gonna go fail at getting us some birthday drinks.
  • Circle members aren’t welcome in my club.
  • Really? To me you’re like a blink of the eye.
  • You’ve inflicted worse.
  • Somebody works out.
  • Cool contacts.
  • I hear, you’ve been peddling Mundane blood.
  • I’m not but you’re going to tell me who is.
  • Watch out!
  • Careful!
  • Are you hurt?
  • Drive!
  • When I turned __, I discovered the truth about the world.
  • We protect the human world from the demon world.
  • Years ago, all I had to worry about was getting into art school.
  • You’re part angel ___.
  • This is who you are.
  • I’m not interested in your supernatural fight club.
  • Which is what makes you, so interesting.
  • I won’t forget your sacrifice.
  • No!
  • I’m ready.
  • You’re not protecting her, you’re deceiving her.
  • I think I killed a guy.
  • The protections are wearing off.
  • You’re more powerful than I thought.
  • Remember I love you.
  • What’s happening?
  • What? No thank you for saving your life?
  • She’s/He’s in more danger than you could possibly imagine.
  • Nothing’s what you thought it was.
  • No one’s who you thought they were.
  • Some people have a dark side.
  • I also discovered whatever your destiny is, it will find you.
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~CHRISTMAS~! RP Starters

"Ho-ho-holy shit it's almost Christmas."
"I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it's so we feel bad as we eat them?"
"NO DON'T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN'T ELF."
"How come you're not on top of that tree, angel~?"
"You better not pout, you better not cry, you better good I'm telling you why— the in-laws are coming make a good impression."
"I'm not saying that you can't reach the top of the tree to put on the star...but you could just ask for help."
"Did you know it's scientifically proven that Santa won't come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?"
"DON'T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY'RE NOT READY YET!"
"So...just you and me...y'know..chillin'...totally normal except HEY THERE'S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCEDENCE!"
"I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa."
"What do you want for Christmas again?"
"Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?"
"Let's drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog."
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˻ christmas rp prompts ˺

→ in times of merry door-to-door lullabies, snowball fights, and freezing cold temperatures

STARTERS:

  • MEERRRY CHRISTMASS!
  • Are you going to the Christmas Party one of the guys is hosting tonight? I heard it’s gonna be pretty awesome/awful.
  • You look ridiculous.
  • You sure you don’t mind coming all with me to the Christmas ball? I know you’d rather stay home and all.
  • Do you like my sweater? I just bought it today!
  • Hey, could you answer the door for me, please? I think there’s some kids outside the door.
  • 🎵Do you wanna build a snowmaan?🎵
  • I’ve never actually experienced a snow day before, since I live in a pretty warm place, so this is amazing…
  • Oh, God, look at this ugly ass couples sweater here. Let’s buy it.
  • CRAP, I forgot to do my Christmas shopping!

PROMPTS:

  • Send  for our muses to be stuck inside a building while being snowed in. (Hard Mode: send it twice for our muses are stuck inside an old shack/abandoned building/etc.)
  • Send 🎼 for our muses to sing Christmas lullabies door-to-door.
  • Send 🐧 for my muse to suddenly bring home a penguin. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)
  • Send 🎄 for our muses to set up a Christmas tree.
  • Send 🎁 for your muse to give mine a present. (Send it twice to reverse it to your muse.)

M!A’S:

  • The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway: your muse suddenly gets ice powers one day out of the blue - lasts for 3 threads.
  • Ho Ho Ho: your muse is suddenly assigned to become Santa Claus for this year, forcing you to send ‘presents’ to at least 5 other muses.
  • It’s A Christmas Miracle: your muse’s ultimate life wish is all of the sudden fulfilled! - unfortunately, it only lasts for a single day.
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ship meme: christmas edition

send me a ship & I’ll answer the following:

  • who starts putting up decorations in october?
  • who buys the advent calendars?
  • who places mistletoes all around the house?
  • who wraps the presents for other people?
  • who puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree?
  • who’s the one that hates eggnog?
  • who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests?
  • who sends out the christmas cards?
  • who knows all the words to twelve days of christmas?
  • who’s the better snowman builder?
  • who starts snowball fights?
  • who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly?
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Reminder that Tony, my Tony is openly Male to Female trans. Your character does NOT need to be okay with that. I know that Mun =/= muse.

They can be uncomfortable, they can ask questions. Please let your muses be real people.

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      ★ █ : ❛ Ha - ha, as if I haven’t heard THAT one before. ———-       I’ve had some time to familiarise myself with modern tech and       structure. Where’s the central system, I’ll see if I can help. ❜

“I’ll walk you down there, don’t want your Alzheimer's acting up and losing your way” she teased as she jumped up, nodding her head for the man to follow. She rolled her shoulders as she walked towards the elevator, clicking the button. Outside the first licks of New York winter were visible, and if they didn’t fix this sooner rather than later, they’d have their own winter wonderland.

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House of Cards sentence starters

Change pronouns / descriptors as necessary!

  • “I have no patience for useless things.”
  • “We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning.”
  • “We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with.”
  • “What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on.”
  • “Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.”
  • “I know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises.”
  • “You haven’t earned the right to be treated as an adult.”
  • “So you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that’s arrogance?”
  • “You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from.”
  • “Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me.”
  • “Love of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt.”
  • “He believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine.”
  • “Just making an observation.”
  • “Are you letting pride cloud your judgment?”
  • “I’m the only person who believes in you, but maybe that’s one too many.”
  • “Maybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless.”
  • “I promise you’ll never be bored.”
  • “He was the only one who understood me. He didn’t put me on some pedestal.”
  • “The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me.”
  • “I can smell the cock on your breath from here.”
  • “He’d never go for you. You’re too intimidating.”
  • “I’ve been doing this a long time. I know when I’ve scraped all the shit off the shoe.”
  • “Do you get off on this or something?”
  • “There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.”
  • “I have to put fear in other people.”
  • “I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option.”
  • “I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it.”
  • “Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”
  • “If I didn’t think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you.”
  • “I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn.”
  • “When did that happen?”
  • “You don’t understand. I’m not afraid of you anymore.”
  • “I’ve known everything from the beginning.”
  • “I’m not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes.”
  • “I wanted to be significant.”
  • “I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury.”
  • “You had a choice. You chose not to be free.”
  • “Success is a mixture of preparation and luck.”
  • “Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions, at all. They’re instincts. Which can be of value.”
  • “He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls.”
  • “Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them.”
  • “You have a reputation for pragmatism.”
  • “You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return.”
  • “Now, the humane way to do it is to make it quick.”
  • “I took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet.”
  • “I have been fearless. But, you know what? I’m really fucking scared this time.”
  • “Grief demands an answer, but sometimes there isn’t one.”
  • “If we never did anything we shouldn’t do, we’d never feel good about doing the things we should.”
  • “It’s personal for me now. I don’t have a choice, but you still do.”
  • “Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear.”
  • “There is no sacred ground for the conquered.”
  • “You may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns.”
  • “You’re nothing. You’re a parasite.”
  • “I’m not who you want to be your poster girl.”
  • “I’ve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment.”
  • “Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you.”
  • “I ain’t one for lookin’ back. Eyes ahead.”
  • “From the lion’s den to a pack of wolves. When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.”
  • “I don’t know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both.”
  • “Seduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands.”
  • “I’ve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do.”
  • “I said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen.”
  • “Power is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts.”
  • “What is wrong with you?! Why can’t you just leave me be?!”
  • “All you have ever done is fuck up my life!”
  • “Such a waste of talent.”
  • “Discuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet.”
  • “Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference.”
  • “Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing.”
  • “There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering.”
  • “Let’s make him suffer.”
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Maleficent ask meme

1. ❝ No —- no, don’t do it! ❞ 2. ❝ What’s all the fuss about? ❞ 3. ❝ I’m not afraid. ❞ 4. ❝ They mean to kill me. ❞ 5. ❝ You’re classically handsome. ❞ 6. ❝ Come out, this instant! ❞ 7. ❝ You have to give it back. ❞ 8. ❝ We’ll see each other again. ❞ 9. ❝ If I came back, would you be here? ❞ 10. ❝ Look who came back. ❞ 11. ❝ He/She told me it was true love’s kiss. ❞ 12. ❝ I say, crush them! ❞ 13. ❝ Is this to be my legacy? ❞ 14. ❝ I can see you waiting for me to die. ❞ 15. ❝ Please, you have to trust me. ❞ 16. ❝ Would you rather I let them beat you to death? ❞ 17. ❝ I saved your life. ❞ 18. ❝ What have you done to my beautiful self? ❞ 19. ❝ Well, I saw nothin’. ❞ 19. ❝ I love babies. ❞ 20. ❝ Don’t do this. ❞ 21. ❝ I like you begging. Do it again. ❞ 22. ❝ You’re not offended? ❞ 23. ❝ You’re not welcome here. ❞ 24. ❝ Oh, dear. What an awkward situation. ❞ 25. ❝ Please, don’t do this. I’m begging you. ❞ 26. ❝ No power on earth can change it. ❞ 27. ❝ Is this it? ❞ 28. ❝ No more flying. ❞ 29. ❝ It’s so ugly you could almost feel sorry for it. ❞ 30. ❝ I hate you. beastie. ❞ 31. ❝ Greedy, bloated goat. ❞ 32. ❝ Oh, come on. That’s funny. ❞ 33. ❝ You failed me. ❞ 34. ❝ Oh look, the little beast is about to fall off the cliff. ❞ 35. ❝ Go away. Go! ❞ 36. ❝ I don’t like children! ❞ 37. ❝ How could you do that to me? ❞ 38. ❝ How could you do that to me? ❞ 39. ❝ I know you’re there. Don’t be afraid. ❞ 40. ❝ I’m not afraid. ❞ 41. ❝ You mock me. ❞ 42. ❝ That’s all I wish to say about it. ❞ 43. ❝ There’s something I have to tell you. ❞ 44. ❝ I can take care of myself. ❞ 45. ❝ We can look after each other. ❞ 46. ❝ I need a life of my own. ❞ 47. ❝ I love you very much, but it’s time to say goodbye. ❞ 48. ❝ Nothing could stop me. ❞ 49. ❝ Goodbye —- for now. ❞ 50. ❝ Have you not worked it out yet? ❞ 51. ❝ I don’t care anymore. ❞ 52. ❝ I’m sorry to have to tell you this —- ❞ 53. ❝ I think you’d better come and sit down. ❞ 54. ❝ Don’t touch me! ❞ 55. ❝ Look at my feet! ❞ 56. ❝ I’m looking for a girl. ❞ 57. ❝ It’s done. ❞ 58. ❝ Don’t come, it’s not your fight. ❞ 59. ❝ I can hear you. ❞ 60. ❝ Look at what you’ve done. ❞ 61. ❝ True love does not exist. ❞ 62. ❝ We can’t give up. ❞ 63. ❝ True love doesn’t just fall from trees, you know? ❞ 64. ❝ Don’t you want to kiss her/him? ❞ 65. ❝ You didn’t do it properly! ❞ 66. ❝ I told you. ❞ 67. ❝ I will not ask your forgiveness. ❞ 68. ❝ What I have done to you is unforgivable. ❞ 69. ❝ I was so lost in hatered. ❞ 70. ❝ Now I’ve lost you forever. ❞ 71. ❝ No harm will come to you for as long as I live. ❞ 72. ❝ No truer love. ❞ 73. ❝ Are we going back, now? ❞ 74. ❝ Get back! ❞ 75. ❝ How does it feel? ❞ 76. ❝ It’s over! ❞ 77. ❝ Hurry up, they’re waiting. ❞ 78. ❝ That was not all. ❞ 79. ❝ Wait for me! ❞ 80. ❝ He’s waiting for you in there. 

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sentence prompts ➝ taylor swift

  • ❝You are in love.❞
  • ❝There’s no time for tears.❞
  • ❝Love’s a game, wanna play?❞
  • ❝Who’s really bad at lying?❞
  • ❝Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.❞
  • ❝You’re the King, baby. I’m your Queen.❞
  • ❝Remind her how it used to be.❞
  • ❝You always knew how to push my buttons.❞
  • ❝Trust me, mine is better.❞
  • ❝You got your share of secrets.❞
  • ❝If you live like that, you live with ghosts.❞
  • ❝Why you gotta be so mean?❞
  • ❝Heartbreak is the national anthem.❞
  • ❝Boys only want love if it’s torture.❞
  • ❝Feeling like I just lost a friend.❞
  • ❝I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.❞
  • ❝It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight.❞
  • ❝I just wanna feel okay again.❞
  • ❝So why can’t you see, you belong with me.❞
  • ❝Darling i’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.❞
  • ❝I guess you didn’t care and I guess I liked that.❞
  • ❝Nothing lasts forever but this is getting good now.❞
  • ❝I’m really gonna miss you picking fights.❞
  • ❝You’re the only thing I know like the back of my hand.❞
  • ❝I’ve been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down.❞
  • ❝This is the last time i’m asking you why.❞
  • ❝It’s the kinda ending you don’t really wanna see.❞
  • ❝You say you’re fine, I know you better than that.❞
  • ❝I want you for worse or for better, I would wait forever and ever.❞
  • ❝I bet you got pushed around, somebody made you cold.❞
  • ❝It’s killing me to see you go after all this time.❞
  • ❝People like you always want back the love they gave away.❞
  • ❝So it’s gonna be forever or it’s gonna go down in flames.❞
  • ❝I wish you knew that i’ll never forget you as long as I live.❞
  • ❝You don’t know about me, but i’ll bet you want to.❞
  • ❝This love is good, this love is bad. This love is alive back from the dead.❞
  • ❝All you had to do was stay; had me in the palm of your hand.❞
  • ❝So hey, let’s be friends. I’m dying to see how this one ends.❞
  • ❝We play dumb but we know exactly what we’re doing.❞
  • ❝You’re thinking that I hate you now ‘cause you still don’t know what I never said.❞
  • ❝The rumors are terrible and cruel. But, honey, most of them are true.❞
  • ❝So go and tell your friends that i’m obsessive and crazy.❞
  • ❝Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted.❞
  • ❝Now we got problems and I don’t think we can solve them.❞
  • ❝Say you’ll see me again even if it’s just in your wildest dreams.❞
  • ❝Someday when you leave me, I bet these memories follow you around.❞
  • ❝I’ve been picking up the pieces of the mess you made.❞
  • ❝He’s so tall and handsome as hell. He’s so bad but he does it so well.❞
  • ❝And time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way, just don’t.❞
  • ❝I should just tell you to leave cause I know exactly where it leads, but I watch us go round and round each time.❞
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