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Me: “Oh look, a cool looking children’s book series about dragons. This should be a fun read.”

Book: “A violent shudder went through the SandWing’s whole body. He … flopped slowly onto his side on the sand. Disfiguring burns had melted his facial features, and his wings were charred into black strands between large holes. His talons had large scorch marks in the center of their palms.”

The second book: “She peeked around and saw Moray busily cleaning up the blood and bone fragments around the main hall.”

Also the second book: “The skinny green dragon was shrieking in one long, high-pitched scream. Tsunami stopped and pressed herself back against the wall, horrified. Queen Coral had already yanked out each of Tortoise’s teeth one by one. They rose through the water, tiny and white, toward the roof. Now Coral had her claws stabbed into Tortoise’s exposed underbelly. Clouds of blood filled the water, nearly hiding the queen and Tortoise in a red haze.”

Me: “….

It would also be a fun fact to note this book IS AIMED AT MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS. 

Please observe two of my favs (I have so many favs).  I don’t ship them romantically, personally, but I do love the idea of these two very unlike characters gradually, grudgingly, somehow ending up on the same side and slowly adjusting to the idea (or not).

Honestly, that’s my secret deepest wish for the entire narrative of Overwatch - all these heroes/villains/friends/enemies finally aaaaall coming together to fight for their world.  ufufufufufu 

I’m a garbage =)

I know people keep thinking Wings of Fire is a series for kids, but tbh, I don’t think a series with a dragon forcing his father to disembowel himself, a mother who sold her child for three cows, and a queen who threw the head of a dragon disguised as someone else at their family to break them is really kid-friendly.

me and this mccree were lovers in this one game;;;

I HAVE FOUND YOU

testing the new emotes with @jnkers

Zarya ala Lidia Valentin by BoissB

@paranoidzombi

I love her.

somebody wanted a lil b-day message from the junkboys

*DO NOT LISTEN UNLESS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY*

Darkstalker map spoiler

LOOK DO YOU SEE THE LEFT FOOT OF THE MAP WHERE THAT LITTLE PENNINSULA IS 

THAT’S THE NIGHT KINGDOM IN DARKSTALKER’S TIME

NOW LOOK AGAIN

WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE DID IT GO

UMBER YOU USELESS HOMOSEXUAL

Something we can all enjoy

A brief summary of Winter the Icewing thus far:

Moon Rising

Winter: No.

Qibli: Yes.

Winter: Nah-ah.

Kinkajou: Yeah-huh.

Winter: Nope.

Moon: Yep.

Winter: nooooOOOOO ICICLE WHAT-

Winter Turning

Winter: No way.

Turtle: Yea, no way, leaving, bye.

Winter: Not happening.

The squad: So happening.

Winter: Nope nope nopity nope.

Glory: Yey yep yepity yep.

Winter: NO.

Scarlet: YEESSSSS AHAHAHAHA

Winter: Yea that’s it I’m done.

Escaping Peril

Winter:

Winter:

Winter:

Winter: Okay fine.

Darkstalker: YO GUESS WHO’S BAAAACK

Winter: *curses*

Poets Of The Fall - Cradled in Love

when you main mccree and EVERY FUCKING SHOT MISSES