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when ur walking by people and they laugh

the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL...

fishingboatproceeds:

oh my god

OH MY FUCK

YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE | Because what better way to passive-aggressively express your disdain for someone than to make a playlist especially for him or her?

download zip [here] listen [there]

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

katy perrys new song is giving me life in this library 

the only dark horse music video that matters

I reblog this every time I see it

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS

laugh or show any emotion while sick once and parents will think you’re well enough to go to school

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

when you know someone is online and just reblog something for them to see and they reblog it

i put your name on the bullet so everyone knows you were the last thing that went through my head.

Wow

Fuck

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

this is the best day ever 

of course you are