I am the sexy single in your area.

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Heh. Ok, I'll bite. *attacks you like a mountain lion*

hmmm

"Capitalism breeds innovation" girl there are only five websites left and they all look the same

meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back

fellatio of fish

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

They played it on an accordion

yam has finally figured out running on the cat wheel! she likes it when i hold out my hand for her to run towards but she uses it on her own too. sometimes i wake up early in the morning to the sound of the wheel spinning and her honking to herself as she scurries

yam on this thing like

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

Hockey is the best sport because no matter how skilled and well trained the players are they are ultimately playing on an incredibly slippery surface while balanced on knives and no amount of skill and experience can overcome the universal truth “ice is slippery”.

Meeeee

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characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

the very rare phenomenon of a volcano producing vapor rings/volcanic vortex rings. Mount Etna today (April 5, 2024) by Boris Behncke