havent posted face here in a long time but gmornin
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LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*
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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around
q-tip in ear is like evil masturbation to me
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
boys: jacking off
girls: jilling off
non binary : ferching a pail of water
the weather warming up has really got me feeling 😵💫🥵🥴
good afternoon mutuals howre the ass cheeks doin
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how could i possibly fucking choose
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.