Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

Deleting all comments because only in this site you will find people throwing shit at a 17 year old boy who has voluntarily fed 80'000 people by starting his own business because he has a very particular idea lf masculinity which happens to threat only people with paper feelings.

His business has a line of ‘SheCans’ with names like ‘Unstoppable’, ‘Awesome’, ‘Fearless’ and ‘Beautiful’. Anyone who is bitter about this kid’s business needs to step back and reevaluate their life.

support asexuals

>sex repulsed asexuals

>aromantic asexuals

>asexuals who are not intimate people in general

>asexuals who wear lots of layers that cover their bodies

>asexuals with sex drives

>asexuals who masturbate

>asexuals who are “broken”

>asexuals who make and laugh at sexual jokes

>asexuals who wear “revealing” clothing

>who are romantic

>who arent sure if they will always consider themselves asexual

So I’ve observed that Steven Universe has gotten lots of people into collecting crystals

more pretty but dangerous rocks & minerals:

galena: galena is really pretty and has a great crystal structure but it’s also mostly lead. Do not mess around with lead. it’s mostly safe to handle and such unless you’re pulverizing it somehow, but still, be safe

cinnabar: cinnabar has a really nice red color and crystal stuff says it’s healing & prolongs life but it’s also like 85% mercury so YOU KNOW BE CAREFUL WITH IT

chalcanthite: chalcanthite is this great electric blue and is pretty enough that it’s grown synthetically. it’s also basically copper which means if you ingest it in any way, like with the drinking thing, you’ll have a fun case of copper overdose. dont do it. this is the same reason you should be careful with malachite & azurite

stibnite: pretty silvery cylinders that are also extremely poisonous. handling them is dangerous and putting them in your mouth at all is a straight up bad idea. don’t buy this

realgar: it’s arsenic. I hope i dont have to say more

chrysotile, crocidolite, the works: these are asbestos. they look cool on their own bc they look all fibrous and stringy, but they are asbestos. Dont

so yea just do a quick google of a stone b4 you buy it, and especially b4 you put it in your mouth or anything (i guess maybe most ppl wouldn’t put rocks in their mouths but geologists love to do it)

That’s cool, I have a collection myself. I’m absolutely drowning in rose quartz.

However, please don’t be careless. In particular, please don’t be careless with malachite and lapis lazuli. Both stones are soluble in water, and water with dissolved malachite or lapis lazuli in it is VERY VERY VERY TOXIC. Keep all malachite and lapis lazuli specimens away from pets and small children, and only get polished specimens if you can help it.

This has been a psa.

And DONT bathe with them either

I’ve read in some crystal healing books sometimes to get more connected with your stones to drink a glass of water with your stone at the bottom DO NOT DO THIS WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED STONES

Important for fishkeepers who are also SU fans: clear quartz, obsidian and diamond are the ONLY gemstones considered to be universally aquarium-safe. Other gemstones will leach metals and other impurities into your water, particularly if you have a low pH. Don’t risk your fishes’ lives, stick to those three if you want to decorate with gemstones.

Also, not from a SU fan, but just a huge ass nerd, SOME STONES ARE NOT SUNLIGHT FRIENDLY KEEP YOUR LIGHT SENSITIVE ROCKS OUTTA YOUR WINDOWS, KIDS, UNLESS YOU LIKE YOUR REALLY NICE AMETHYST AND FLUORITE GETTING MUDDY AND YOU LIKE WHITE CELESTITE.

There are definitely other light sensitive crystals and rocks in general, but those are just examples (also orpiment and realgar. DO NOT PUT ORPIMENT OR REALGAR IN A WINDOW THEY ARE NOT CHEMICALLY STABLE ENOUGH AND WILL SLOUGH OFF ARSENIC POWDER).

Also, if you get heavy into rock collecting, I’m gonna stress the aforementioned point, please do not take shitty advice and make weird teas and shit with random rocks. Shit like bumblebee jasper, realgar, and orpiment are really lovely, but they’re teeming with arsenic and sulphur which are both obviously poison so please not. I don’t care if you wanna balance your chakras or you wanna get all in touch with your psychic whatevers, or your inner gemsona, whatever, don’t make poison rock tea.

Even fluorite, pyrite, and quartz are actually technically quite dangerous. A lot of seemingly harmless minerals are dangerous if you handle them wrong or like drink them or do weird shit. Just don’t do weird shit with rocks unless you know they’re safe to do weird shit with. PSA. DON’T DO WEIRD SHIT WITH ROCKS.

Adding this addition.

I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?

“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”

“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”

“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”

“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”

“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”

verati404, this one!

I really love this take on the Grim Reaper, actually.  It takes everybody into account.  Kinda reminds me of the afterlife several mediums have described.

yknow when you go into a friends house and its like, spotlessly clean, huge fully stocked fridge and pantry, maybe like a pool out back, and its pretty decently sized w pretty expensive looking furniture and gadgets (bigass flatscreen tv n shit) and ur like “damn wtf you have so much money” and they’re like, “we really dont tho” and u want to strangle them

Yeey, this time Ruby and Sapphire in 50′s fashion, I really enjoyed doing it and had time to color them! <3 <3 And almost finished in perfect timing with last episode c:

GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS

i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround

When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv

THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????

u dead

u hella ded

I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask

big shiny eyes

When I was little me and my friends used to make paper flip phones in class and this made me tear up a little

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

if you are under 18:

This is not about body shaming, this is not about ‘telling you what to do with your sexuality’ this is literally a federal crime don’t fuck with the law okay.

I hate people who encourage underage girls on this site to share their bodies. Please report it to tumblr support if you see this. It’s not about “dobbing” people in, it’s a legal issue and is harmful to minors.

Listen if I want to fucking send a nude to my boyfriend of over a year I fucking will I’m pretty god damn sure the government doesn’t have my phone tapped.

the government literally does have your phone tapped… and if you break up with your boyfriend he can ruin your life with those pictures… long story short don’t send underage nudes

if you’re not mature enough to recognize this post as a message to help protect you and educate you then you’re not mature enough to send those nudes in the first place no matter how long you’ve been with your partner. if you view this post as something offensive rather than informative then you need to sit down and think about that. think real hard.