The Signs as Recent Memes
ARIES: "Miley, what's good?"
TAURUS: JoooHNNN CENAAAaA
GEMINI: You've heard of ____, now get ready for _____.
CANCER:
Me: *takes a deep breath*
Me: I lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me: We get it. You love the thing.
LEO:
psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: *something random*
psychic: what the fuck
VIRGO: Just DO IT. Don't let your DREAMS be DREAMS.
LIBRA: okay... that sounds fake, but okay...
SCORPIO: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
SAGITTARIUS:
person: I can't find my friend in a crowd.
person: insults thing the friend loves.
friend, from across the street: wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
person: found them.
CAPRICORN: cinnamon roll. but also sinnamon roll
AQUARIUS: why thE fu ck you LyyyIn, mmm oH my g0d stO P fuCking lyin'
PISCES: Dan Nicky your Boobie s