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Caws and Effect

@corvusyn-archived / corvusyn-archived.tumblr.com

Elliot [He/Him/Birb] Raider of Classy - Hyjal
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Ggjhdfhh gosh I really have just about abandoned this site.

For new followers and old, i'm much more active on twitter @ corvusyn where I ramble about ffxiv and scream at friends about death and dying

I've been abusing gpose lately lol

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post--grad

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

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My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel

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fluidpuck

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you

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I can’t understand why anyone would ever want to live in the Star Wars universe

I really can’t

your life is uprooted every 20 years in galactic-scale wars caused by a neverending blood feud between two tribes of space wizards

choose your preferred form of government:

a) laughably ineffectual and corrupt bureaucracy b) fascist dictatorship controlled by space warlocks c) exploitation by evil crime gangster who is probably also a slug

there are no other choices, sorry

“Hey have you heard from Gary? He hasn’t answered my emails for weeks”

“Oh yeah, his whole planet got blown up by the genocidal cyborg sorcerer who controls our entire military”

“But Samuel, what if I am one of the space wizards???” Let’s examine your options:

  1. abducted as a baby and raised by monks, then die a 35-year-old virgin at the hands of a goddamn robot with tuberculosis
  2. hunted down and shot to death by grunts in stupid helmets because space wizards are illegal right now (again)
  3. go through a goth phase, then your eyes get all yucky and one of the monks finds you and cuts your head off
  4. end up in a cult led by some evil wrinkled assface in a bathrobe who shoots lightning at you when he’s mad

Also most of the wildlife seems to be ravenous carnivores with tentacles and/or 6-inch teeth and every urban area has roughly 6,942 assassins per square kilometer

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thedovahcat

@corvusyn we were JUST talking about this

LMAO FUCK

YEAH P MUCH ALL THAT DNSHDHDJ TY

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yuumei-art

-When the Rain Passes- So happy to be back to drawing after being sick for a week! I realized I’m really into water and train tracks thanks to Spirited Away <3

HD Files and Video Process on Patreon.com/Yuumei More art, comics, and tutorials on YuumeiArt.com

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