The Recieving End Of It All.

help, my wife keeps putting things on the top shelf so i can’t reach them and i have to ask her to help me get them down and she makes me kiss her every time as payment

This deserves a read

@pussy-on-da-chainwax

That is so amazing.

Please read

Mama is going home!

do u ever unintentionally get super fucked up and ur just like ok well here I am this is happening

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever watched

michaels is truly a family store

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

this is important

the best part about this scene (in the comics at least, i don’t know if it was in the movies) is that scott isn’t sure about having sex, and ramona actually picks up on that and decides not to go further to save him from having to tell her so. it’s important to realize when your partner isn’t 100% on board and act accordingly.

when u start running out of reasons to call girls sluts

retromomentofgypsywhatever:

I got one at my university my senior year.

My roommates were horrified.

Watch: The officer’s collection just happened to include a super rare 1-of-10 “shiny” card.

THESE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE POLICE OFFICERS

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