Final Fantasy XV’s March 28th update to add a playable character to chapter 13

Game Informer had the opportunity to speak with producer Haruyoshi Sawatari about the patch that is coming later this month to enhance chapter 13 of the game. Here’s what he said:

(SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 13 BELOW)

“So there is an update planned for this month that includes enhancements to chapter 13. So before, obviously, it was just Noctis by himself, kind of alone without the powers of his weapon summoning abilities. But what we’ve done for chapter 13, is we’ve added a separate route for Gladio and Ignis after they get split off from Noctis, so you actually get to play as Gladio, and see what happened from their side of things until they reunited with Noctis. You’ll see some additional cutscenes [that] just show you what took place while Noctis was kind of on his own. You’ll get some actual gameplay with the party of Gladio and Ignis together. You’ll see what happened to Emperor Aldercapt and Ravus, and where they ended up being during the whole time. These are just the supplementary scenes that were added into chapter 13, and that’s just for chapter 13. But aside from that, we’re overhauling the ring magic, so the three spells that you could use with the Ring of the Lucii, those are completely powerful now, like super powerful now. So those are some other things to look forward to.”

@lifetheuniverseandinternetz I guess I have to replay the whole game now >.>

better concept: necromancers wearing heelies under their robes to achieve that Creepy Glide™

Early 17th Century Combination warhammer and warpick/six shot gun.  

Has six barrels concealed on it for six shots.  The head contains five barrels, their muzzles concealed by a hinged cover forming the edge of the hammer. The topmost barrel is ignited by a matchlock fitted on one side of the head, its mechanism concealed by a brass plate cut out and engraved in the form of a lion. The second barrel has a wheellock ignition system, the mechanism of which occupies most of the outer surface of the opposite side of the axe-head. There is a tubular extension to the pan of the wheellock intended to hold a length of match which would be ignited by the flash of the priming pan and then withdrawn to ignite the three remaining barrels. A sixth barrel, also hand-ignited, is concealed within the haft.

Part of the Royal Armouries Collection in the United Kingdom

For when you need to murder the absolute shit out of somebody

@lifetheuniverseandinternetz

Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas

whoa now

If you exchange all the times someone is called “fair” in the Lotr books with “pretty”, it’s a much funnier book.

“The Pretty Folk”

“The Three, prettiest of all…”

“'I see,’ laughed Strider. ‘I look foul and feel pretty. Is that it?“

“Glorfindel was tall and straight; his hair was of shining gold, his face pretty and young and fearless and full of joy;”

“Alas! alas!’ cried Legolas, and in his pretty elvish face there was great distress.”

“Where now is Boromir the Pretty?“

“Thus Aragorn for the first time in the full light of day beheld Éowyn, Lady of Rohan, and thought her pretty, pretty and cold,…”

Domestic Life Elrond: A Photo Diary

Gotta wear an apron so he doesn’t get food on his majestic elf robes

Got the food

Serving the food

Cooking some more food

Lembas from the Mother-In-Law

We interrupt your scheduled programming to bring you this message

High class elf lords eat pickles

Meanwhile Thranduil

Setting the table

“Ah, Thranduil, how nice of you to join me for lunch”

“Bitch, this fish ain’t cooked”

Elrond: ambrorussa

Thanduil: celegormthefair

Omg my favorite trash baes

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.

(New Star Trek inspired print here ^^’)

High-functioning anxiety sounds like…

You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you. You’re so needy. What are you doing with yourself? Why would you say that? What if they hate it? Why can’t you have your shit together? You’re going to get anxious and because you’re going to get anxious, you’re going to mess everything up. You’re a fraud. Just good at faking it. You’re letting everybody down. No one here likes you.

All the while, it appears perfectly calm.

It’s always looking for the next outlet, something to channel the never-ending energy. Writing. Running. List-making. Mindless tasks (whatever keeps you busy). Doing jumping jacks in the kitchen. Dancing in the living room, pretending it’s for fun, when really it’s a choreographed routine of desperation, trying to tire out the thoughts stuck in your head.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen it written out as if it were describing me exactly.

OH GOSH IT ME

So I doodled some more Battle Ready Baggins. But this time with some cuteness. And a small fic to go along with it. 

Takes place after Bilbo turned possessed by Ring.

Keep reading

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@lifetheuniverseandinternetz

Please follow @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force rather than this blog! Thank you!

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Bless all of you for this post. 

Sea world should be wiped the fuck out

Seaworld, zoos, circuses

Always reblog, spread the message.

no

no zoos

zoos do good things

zoos help rehabilitate animals who otherwise would not survive in the wild

zoos help protect animals that would otherwise be hunted down

and zoos give them care to keep them healthy

seaworld and circuses (involving animals)

those are the ones that are bad

Are aquariums still considered good? Cuz ours has a bunch of sea animals that were brought in due to injuries, and that seems like a good thing to help them out until they can go back in the ocean.

Aquariums function like aquatic zoos IF they are non-profit and accredited. For instance the National Aquarium does have dolphins BUT last year they stopped doing shows and literally just let the dolphins do what they want. People can come in to watch the dolphins and trainers still are there but now are less “trainers” and more “human toys.” Breeding efforts have stopped and they announced they’re going to care for their existing pod and play as the POD wants for the rest of their life and after that, no dolphins.

Almost all their fish are nearly 20 years old (or less depending on natural life cycle, or MORE… there are a few close to 50) and they also have rehabilitation and release programs for injured animals. Since they are non-profit every bit of money goes to constant improvements in their tanks, research, and conservation efforts.

Sea World, despite all their advertising and talk, is a for profit organization that is more concerned with the paychecks than with animal welfare. Baltimore aquarium got a lot of people in with their dolphin shows but they stopped when learning it wasn’t best for their animals. Sea World has no such concern.

Learn before you burn 

Keep the zoos and aquariums. Fuck sea world and circuses.

good vibes here

same