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Elizabeth. 30s. I like reading about dumb anime men. @attackofthezee on twitter and ao3.
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ch01

“if you cannot become strong, I will stay by your side and protect you”

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wynnnxy

the taiwanese svsss designs have me in a Death Grip sometimes a milf really is a 20 something shut-in who reads web novels for a living

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hawberries

i like bingqiu a lot because it’s just two clowns who are unhealthily obsessed with each other and there’s a 100% chance of someone crying during sex

[image is a watercolour painting of Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu gently kissing in a bamboo grove; Shen Qingqiu has opened his fan to screen the bottom half of their faces. following are three photographs of the painting in different stages of completion.]

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me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat

me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat

me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat

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the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Vash the Stampede/Nicholas D. Wolfwood Characters: Vash the Stampede (Trigun), Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: Resurrection, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Grief/Mourning, Past Character Death, but it's okay because Wolfwood came back, Mating Bites, Mpreg, Post Mpreg, Kid Fic, Getting Together, with the man you were already sleeping with before he died and have a literal child with Summary:

Everything is happening at once: Milly is sobbing, and Wolfwood is laughing and patting her back, and the baby in Meryl’s arms starts squirming and babbling at the sight of Vash, a steady stream of mostly nonsense drawing the attention of all four adults around her.

“Holy shit,” Wolfwood says at the sight, “When did the insurance girls get a–” He cuts off, eyes roaming over the child, clearly taking in her tan skin and dark rumpled hair, the set of her mouth and the shape of her nose, and the way Vash immediately takes her at the fussing, settling her on his hip and shushing her gently.

“Vash,” Wolfwood says, “Vash, I need you to explain. Right now.”

 Or, Wolfwood returns from the dead and there's a surprise waiting for him.

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