mysterious

Honestly some Mondays I find myself wishing that we could have a normal strength ice mummy

This worled… ah what can I say… it seems that more and more, each, and every day… the cigerare company

[Begin ID: "Red and white tabby laying down with his paws together and arms stretched forward" End ID]

my tiger impression

via san francisco zoo

Thinking about what the creator of this had in mind eight years ago it's haunting me

sientists won't stop texting me asking for my ideas + research

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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can people stop saying insane things on this post

jesse i ordered unlimited breadsticks forever ago and theyre still not here. mistah white that was the limitless breadsticks, the breadsticks without a limit. theyre going to approach but never reach your table. see, the waiter is walking towards us at a constant rate but getting only nearer and nearer without getting to us. sorry this is a breakingbad post i didnt jnow how else to frame my joke. can someone drive me home now that im done i dont have a license

John Pork is calling, will you #answer ?

#John Pork

yes #master

#John Pork