imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

⚠️ warning: side effects of testosterone ⚠️

✅ harder

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

you there. high quality production music video with access to the lyrics already written for you. why are your captions completely disabled all together.

@pukicho starting shit on Tumblr dot com

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

I understand the appeal of live executions now

Absolutely love Da'Vine Joy Randoph's renfaire jress.

Doughnut whale sharks 🍩✨

The art project that got me sent to the counselor in middle school. - Imgur

you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

this is the most unhelpful post ever

do i look like a fucking faq to you

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently