nice

really need a friend rn 😔(ONLY IF YOURE SEXY)

I hope this is satire.

i am serious.

mid sentence

menthol illwess innit

celebrities watching parasite be like

Post real life boss fights, I want to expand my folder of real life boss fights, I’ll start:

Phase One

Phase Two

Thank you all for your contributions so far! Here’s a few more boss fights:

DASHCON 2.0 INCOMING BABYYYYYYYYYY

Me and the girls meeting Michael Kirkbride at LoreKon

Heard they’re reforming the Dashcon. Convention makers or something in the old Intercontinental in Minneapolis. Might consider joining up myself.

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: 

Image taken seconds before disaster

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck