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“What do you call a fish with no eyes?     A Fsh!”

          “Hilarious--”

 ”You’re not from Gotham, I’ve been following you for a few days    now, your presence here is  rather  suspicious.  Why  are  you    here? Don’t lie, I’ll know.”

Bruce has a temper when he doesn’t get the information he needs, especially when it came to protecting the city he loves so dearly. 

                                                 ”Talk, now.”

           “You know I wouldn’t start out with saying              you’ve been stalking me--” there was no              real need for the sass but he couldn’t help              it.

                                      “And I’m here for business if                                        must know.”

                                       ❝ Um… April… ❞

           She takes the hand extended with a smile.

            “Beautiful name--”

          If there was anything he knew how to do           it was the art of charm. Granted the suit            and accent always helped. 

           “Yeah I know you said              that.

           So putting my life on the line            to prove myself means what            then?”

             ”They might be just pitying me or               something, which is the worst —               what if I got in just because they                thought it’d be funny? Just —               ignore me, I’m rambling. Sorry.”

         “Roxy come on, no one           is giving you any pity. And you           haven’t come this far because people           thought it would be funny. You've           made it cause you’re good.”

                                        ❝ Oh— Uh… Don’t.. worry about it.                                         actually used to it by now… Most people don’t                                                 apologize— so that’s a first. ❞

            She laughs nervously averting her eyes from his very nice face.             God April Kepner can you be more of a nerd? Crumbling before             a decent looking guy with a british accent. You’re a pre-med             student! Be a soldier.

            “Well, how very rude of them--”

        He gave her a sly smile, Holding         out his hand, “The name’s Eggsy.

         █ ▌ ♛ ▐ — — — ❬ Ѕ ❭

              ❝  Do you mean…    are you implying                         that you are some sort of secret agent? ❞

         “Well I can neither confirm            nor deny such--”

To pee or not to pee ?…

HOUSE M.D. EPISODE 1 SENTENCE MEME

‘ you can live with dignity, you can’t die with it. ‘  

‘ well, like the philosopher Jagger once said: ‘you can’t always get what you want.’ ‘

‘ oh, yeah, i looked into that philosopher you quoted —- Jagger —- and you’re right, ‘you can’t always get what you want.’ but as it turns out, ‘if you try sometimes, you’ll find what you need.’ ‘

’ you trying to hurt me, that’s scary. but i’m pretty sure i can outrun you. ‘

’ people used to have more respect for cripples, you know! …they didn’t really. ‘ 

‘ i hired you because you look good; it’s like having a nice piece of art in the lobby. ‘

’ why leave all the fun for the coroner? ‘

’ not many people get to experience muscle death. ‘ 

‘ and nobody knows anything, huh? then how is it you always think you’re right? ‘

’ but you are damaged, aren’t you? ‘ 

‘ you stole a loaf of bread to feed your starving family, right? ‘

‘ oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, don’t you think? ‘

’ i need thirty-six vicodin and change for a dollar ‘

’ you’re comparing me to a Nazi? nice. ‘

’  i just want to die with a little dignity. ‘

’ people choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. ‘

’ what made you a cripple? ‘

’ when you break into someone’s house, it’s always better to have a white chick with you. ‘

’ ‘i say what I think’ is just another way of saying ‘i’m an asshole.’ ‘

’ far as i know she’s running an meth lab out of her basement. ‘

’ humanity is overrated. ‘