Another fun collaboration with @theearloftophats and "some otter I found on discord" !

Einar spring time!

Me: I shouldn't disturb Neil Gaiman. I shouldn't send an ask unless I really have no way of getting the information otherwise. I'll check old interviews and all the articles that vaguely mention the subject. Of course it goes without saying that I'll read though the FAQ in its entirety. Only then, will I send an ask. However, I'd be very polite and praise his work, as anyone would. I'd also keep it short, because I don't want to waste his time. But I'd keep it very very respectful. I'd be sending a message to a very talented, amazing author that deals with god knows how many like me. Or I'd just stay in the dark and not send him an ask. Yeah, I'll do that.

My Dash:

GALAVANT 1x01 - Pilot Timothy Omundson as King Richard

I hope everyone grows tired of being cruel to each other soon

Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

Mr Chocolate Guy really is out there doing Things huh

Also, rendition of how to enjoy this piece:

Ashley Baxter

Being into Fallout 4 era ghouls is fine and all but it's not monsterfuckery. They're literally just humans with skin conditions and minor facial injuries. 'This entirely human man with Hollywood bone structure is missing exterior nose cartilage and has advanced eczema' =\= Monster.

Get back to me when you're hitting up super mutants and deathclaws, ya filthy casuals.

if people keep including normal human-looking vampires in their monsterfucker categories i'm allowed to say a 200 year old irradiated half-immortal man with no nose counts as entry-level monster too ;)

Idk man I don't think normal human looking vampires count as monster fucking either. They're still just guys. People. Like that's the point right

why can't they be both like isn't that half of all stories about monsters, is that they were human but became something More and yet we still write stories about them still being people and we keep loving them and it's fine

i count human-lookin monsters as like. entry-level for monsterfucking. yeah i'm into WAY WEIRDER but there's still that monsterous FLAVOR, that more-than-human, that stark and often dangerous difference. ghouls count AND they are people. it is both

#are... are we gatekeeping the monsterfucking#why are we doing that#the vampire might be pretty but an undead predator using you as their personal sippy cup is still a monster at the end of the day#i'll grant that the ghoul's KIND OF a grey area but like he's an irradiated mutant. still othered as monsters in the genre. still counts#yall confusing 'humanoid' with 'human' they ain't the same lol#the question of 'is this creature truly monstrous or a man who's been ostracized and othered by society' is worth exploring and often is#but that wasn't the question on offer#/soapbox

ikr something y'all should know about me, i am gonna always try to be the OPPOSITE of a gatekeeper. do I PERSONALLY count pretty human-lookin vampires when i think of monsters I'M PERSONALLY into? no. my monsters usually have more tails and claws and wings going on. horns MINIMUM. but some one dipping their toes into the monster genre with vampires and ghouls ain't gonna bother me, i will welcome that. because it's all the same ways we approach monsters, yes? because ghouls CAN BE monsters, they go feral - we see this OFTEN in canon, there are many perfectly normal ghouls who "are just people with different skin" but they OFTEN become something much worse.

so yeah i'm not gonna gatekeep and i will keep those doors open for everyone who can love something changed so deeply they stop being fully human, cause that shit rocks and is under a wider monsterfucker umbrella that we're ALL UNDER even if these folks aren't into tentacles and whatnot yet. let them have the starter kit characters it's fine and good

Monster-fuckery is a spectrum of desires and wish fulfillment, and we should all be holding hands in this club.

Granted, some of us might be holding more hands than others, but hey, whatever floats your eldritch boat.

game changer, season 1: three men in their thirties make animal impressions

game changer, season 6: three improv artists are plunged into a hell dimension ruled by a chaos demon who has personally customised the stage to psychologically torture them in ways never seen before

The thing about Leverage is it prioritizes what it takes seriously exactly right.

It's a fun, pulpy, goofy show but it has the most nuanced, thoughtful, and lasting character development.

A love story unfolds between a socially inexperienced thief and a hacker who doesn't hesitate in his willingness to be patient and understanding as she works out her unfamiliar feelings.

Wil Wheaton gets electrocuted and you can see his skeleton like a cartoon.

A grifter has an identity crisis and embarks on a lone journey of self-discovery, to return better and more certain of herself than before.

The team invents the Holodeck so they can hack into the dreams of off-brand Steve Jobs.

It's ridiculous. It's silly. It's brilliant. I've watched every episode over a dozen times.

playing any game with romances causes me to make up approximately seven million little stories in my head that lead absolutely nowhere and are nothing but my character and the character i have chosen travelling and protecting each other in combat and giving each other meaningful looks when something is amiss and making each other laugh and having really deep conversations about life and death and what a shitty situation they’re in

❗dailyquests Follow

Honestly I think $1,000,000 would fix me

Reblog to give prev a magical amulet that protects them from headache

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"