I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

I AM ENTRANCED

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

Ok, so... on Christmas, my little brother had a gift under the tree.

…er, well, adjacent to the tree.

As he began to unwrap it…

…there were, one might say, a couple layers of wrapping.

A decent amount a layers.

Quite a number, in fact.

So many that, as unwrapping proceeded…

…he kinda got lost in it.

But at the very center…

…there was a tiny slip of paper……

…that made him fall into the pile…

…’cause it just said “goose” as I got him Untitled Goose Game.

All in all, as we took it apart…

…yeah, it got pretty crazy, don’t get me wrong…

…but hey, the cats had the time of their lives.

Every gift is really two gifts: something for the recipient, and a place for a cat to be inconvenient by sitting on.

You. You really get the spirit of that game.

5A period, honey .

Inspired by vintage book covers and other unexpected materials 

Sylvie Facon creates unique evening gowns  

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

Welp…

…THERE’S A TRAILER!

Possibly the weirdest thing Denise Richards had to pretend romantic interest in, but her career is so extensive and wild, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were weirder.

This looks ridiculous I HAVE to see it.

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

Hes a chaotic dumbass 😂

Game of Thrones (2011-) Episode 1.08 “The Pointy End”

Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

O the hog of travelled ease!

Where feet fall, the worlds at peace.

Rounded by thine retinue,

A kindness calls, from them to you

See the hog of strident pace,

Walking on this earthen face.

Careful trail’d by necked beast,

Together; they attend a feast.

The worlds friend, our prickled prince,

The land to mend, the sky to rinse.

A hood and cape, to laugh and jape,

His frilled friends, the world to shape.

i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us

Reblog if you love your fat little house goblin

Omg rly ??

yes! really!

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Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

Check out their website for monetary help here! People can apply for ID assistance in the form of microgrants, which I previously had no idea about! Also trans folks can train to be a hotline operator, how awesome is that??

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit 

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

Gave me the inspiration for a drawing exercise