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New York Area Bisexual Network (+ BiRequest) at NYC Pride, part 3 (part 2) (part 1)
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promising yourself that you’re gonna stop reading your otp fanfiction after you finish just one more chapter cause you need to go sleep but then the chapter ends in a cliffhanger and ur like
*knows blog is multi-verse / multi-ship*
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11. A rejection
Ada pushed him out of bed for probably the fifth time that night. Every time she had done it, he just whined and crawled right back into bed with her.
“Cray! You can’t sleep here tonight! Because of you I have gotten exactly no time with Kaalique! Get out of my bed and get out of my room! Ask Dark to help you with your nightmares tonight!” She yelled at him before flopping backwards on the bed, running a hand through her hair.
Cray just pouted at her when she ruffled up his hair making it a mess and just rolled his eyes at her teasing jester.
He whined at her, “Ada I am not a baby and unless you want me over more you might not want to build that extra room... Well how could I even think of leaving-pffff I’m totally not leaving I love you're breakfasts!”
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ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested
“You know, we wouldn’t be in this situation if you hadn’t thought it was a good idea to SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR MURDERS!” Ada started out calmly but her statement ended in her yelling with a glare as she turned towards him. “Of all the things you have done, sending me a photo of your ‘meal’ with the caption ‘Look who’s having asian tonight~’ is probably the worst thing for my current situation…”
“Hey! I thought it was funny beside that’s the only evidence they have. I’m rich enough I can get us out of it-besides you deleted most of those pictures right?” Cray just snickered at her screams before rolling his eyes, “Don't worry so much-youre cute and sweet. If I can't get out of this, you atleast will.”
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Anonymous asked:
Cray was standing right behind Ada, towering over her. His expression screamed insanity and murder as he spoke is his dangerously sweet tone, "What did you say Ada-"
“It’s not my fault your girlfriend…boyfriend…whatever thinks I’m attractive. How is this my fault? Go get mad at them you idiot! Stop threatening me with your serial killer voice.”
Cray just pushes Dark down in his seat and just climbs onto his lap, “Awww I’m sorry I just can’t help it! It’s one of my charms… Actually I’m pretty sure that’s not charming but close enough!”
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Ada raised an eyebrow at the man who was hugging her but hugged him back. She wasn’t in the mood to be rejecting a hug like this, especially in the current situation. Even though he was a cannibal, he was still her friend and right now…she needed a friend.
He melted into her touch and sighed softly, “No-I’m fine I just needed to hug something to forget another thing... Then I thought to myself, who can I hug who most likely will keep hugging me without being grossed out because I smell like gore.”
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(Called a monster meme). Cray heard Ada being called a monster-so he skipped up to them. He smiled sweetly, "Ah sir if you think this lil cupcake is a monster then you should see me pissed-I could make her look like a lil worm fuck face-now would you go-! Oh look at him go-going-gone!~". Cray looked down at Ada, "Hey cupcake-you alright?"
Your character overhears someone calling mine ‘a monster’, what does your character do?
“I’m fine, really. You didn’t need to threaten him, Cray. You’re scary even when you aren’t pissed. Oh did I say that out loud?” She smirked up at him, though she was thankful for him stepping in when he did.
Cray just smiled and ate the cookie happily ignoring everything else till he heard the number of cookies, “Well lets get real here Ada considering who I am, I think I’m doing pretty fantastic! I could've killed you or stepped on you and accidentally killed you. Yet I am being good and perfect so I should get 10 cookies.”
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“A quiet death wouldn't be so bad but unfortunately I can't age so I’m stuck with alcohol poisoning for a nice death. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll die before my third century of life. Though what would you pick for a death?”
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Oh Gods Not Again||Starter-Loneruler
Robert grinned brightly as he thought this was a nice little surprise. The ginger softly said to Hades, “A life well lived? If I hadn't said here I might have never seen it, thanks for letting me see it. I’ve always wondered what a place meant for good people would be like...”
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More people have come to meet the priest
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“Oh-um I’m not sure I’m the best person you should be asking that but maybe you should? Ah-anyways who are you, my I ask?”
“Hmm yes yes I should, God knows that kid swears like a sailor if he doesn’t get his way… oh right forgive me, Im Father Emilio Sandoz I run the parish a few streets down. I assumed you were from around here but I guess my intuition is a bit off these days… who are you?”
Robert chuckled at the Father’s words and sarcastically said, “Hmm oh he does sound charming. Ah it’s fine, people often assume that but I don't live around here, just came to visit for the little cafe. Well I’m Robert Lutece, just a businessman of sorts...”
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"You're a monster! You took my candy away!"
“I just only took it away, because I don’t wanna that you are getting a candy shock!”
Cray jumped a bit at the slap and make a small whine but smirked at his boyfriend when he heard how ‘charming’ he is. He leaned down to nip at Dark’s neck while humming to softly, “Oh but you love how charming I can be when I feel like it, you’re certainly nice and loud when I am~”
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シ my muse walks in on your naked
“Oh for the love of god would you stop screaming and covering your eyes?” Ada rolled her eyes before slipping on some clothes if only to get him to stop with the horrendous noise that was coming from his mouth that sounded as if a thousand cats were dying at once.
Cray dramatically shrieked and stared at her in horror, unable to look away from the trauma inducing picture of his friend naked. Like many people who stare at wrecks he unfortunately couldn't stop himself and froze like a deer in headlights. Once she was clothed he let out a horrified scream, “OH JESUS FUCK ITS LIKE SEEING MY MOTHER NAKED-PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME!”
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"thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you?"
“Ah… You see, the thing about me is…” With full force, Rafe kicked him to the ground. He wielded his sword and aimed the sharp tip at the other. “…I don’t kid.”
Robert coughed and wrapped his arm around his middle from the punch but once he caught his breath, a loud chuckle left him. The ginger rolled over onto his back before lazily calling out, “Awww not going to play with me more? Just when things get interesting you always leave.”
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"thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you?"
“Ah… You see, the thing about me is…” With full force, Rafe kicked him to the ground. He wielded his sword and aimed the sharp tip at the other. “…I don’t kid.”
Robert giggled at the man as he drew his sword down his chest, “You can have the bloody crystal, every crystal looks the bloody same to me. Dime a dozen but come on handsome, at least buy me a drink before waving your sword in my face.” Robert grinned up at the man before gripping the odd American’s sword hard enough to make him bleed and jerked it to him. The ginger ignored the pain so that he could rock his body to his feet and launch himself at the other man’s vulnerable stomach, tackling him to the ground.
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a small reminder for pride month (◡‿◡✿)
for all the creepy ass “allies” who obsess over our relationships (especially gay male relationships) because they think it’s hot or cute