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Halfway between sanity

@jitterbugjive / jitterbugjive.tumblr.com

I'm that jackass who's behind Discord Whooves, Lovestruck Derpy, and like, a million other blogs. Also some webcomics including My Magic Grandpa. Check out my blog list to see everything. I'm a transman with bi-polar, ADHD, and PTSD and I never shut up. I also delight in obliterating people with feels because I'm secretly a shapeshifting alien that feeds on emotions. NOTE: If you're a minor you probably shouldn't be here, I swear like a sailor and often discuss adult topics. You have been warned.
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Discord Whooves Transformation Fundraiser

Raised: $440

Trying to raise money to move in the future so I can finally have my own room and more space for our things and just a better all place to be.

This combines with the Lovestruck-Derpy dub goals, which means they'll both be earning goals with donations.

This time it's a transformation sequence of Discorded Doctor turning anthro and then human while going through a few body types. (People have been wanting to see him with a more accurate to his diet body)

I have a lot on my schedule this April but I will start drawing the unlocked stages in May. For now I'll let people see the sketches

Costs this should help cover:

-Application Fee $100 Funded!

-Deposit $500

-Rent for extra apartment for the moving month $1800

-Movers ??? (Need to calculate)

-Moving our storage stuff (Not as urgent, can wait for another time)

-Any fees for wear and tear on the old apartment (Unclear what sort of BS they'll end up charging us for)

-Making our income look better (They want to see x2.5 the rent income from applicants)

-Getting a new bed (we only have 1 bed right now)

To Donate:

Paypal donate link is found on @lovestruck-derpy's blog page on browser.

If you can't donate, a reblog for signal boosting would be appreciated!

WIPS

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Chapter 20: Drawn to Trouble - Page 20

Chapter Synopsis: There are some odd goings on at the city park blocks, and a little girl seems to be at the center of it.

Author Comment: This one one of those "opposites attract, until they don't" couples.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, please check it out and spread the word if you like it

Want to have a more phone friendly viewing of the comic? Check out mymagicgrandpa.net or look for My Magic Grandpa on Tapas or Webtoons!

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Discord Whooves Transformation Fundraiser

Raised: $426

Trying to raise money to move in the future so I can finally have my own room and more space for our things and just a better all place to be.

This combines with the Lovestruck-Derpy dub goals, which means they'll both be earning goals with donations.

This time it's a transformation sequence of Discorded Doctor turning anthro and then human while going through a few body types. (People have been wanting to see him with a more accurate to his diet body)

I have a lot on my schedule this April but I will start drawing the unlocked stages in May. For now I'll let people see the sketches

Costs this should help cover:

-Application Fee $100 Funded!

-Deposit $500

-Rent for extra apartment for the moving month $1800

-Movers ??? (Need to calculate)

-Moving our storage stuff (Not as urgent, can wait for another time)

-Any fees for wear and tear on the old apartment (Unclear what sort of BS they'll end up charging us for)

-Making our income look better (They want to see x2.5 the rent income from applicants)

-Getting a new bed (we only have 1 bed right now)

To Donate:

Paypal donate link is found on @lovestruck-derpy's blog page on browser.

If you can't donate, a reblog for signal boosting would be appreciated!

WIPS

Big update

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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them

A baby

VS an adult

Coool as fuck they have two sets of horns

Goats are associated with Satan and lambs are associated with God.

We have created the official half demon/angel and I’m very pleased

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That adult "geep" is not a geep it's just a Jacob Sheep.

Most "Geep" photos are not actually Geeps as they are INSANELY rare and almost impossible to occur

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If you were to make a tea based on yourself, what kind of tea would it be?

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I have had to think about this one for a while because I like having tea when I can but that hasn't been in a long time. XD

I enjoy tea that feels relaxing and cozy. Something a little sweet, but maybe something that feels like it can pep you up. I think I'm a bit sweet and sassy. So maybe a little bit of lemon, too. :3

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You'd probably like this blend then

That sounds fun! :D

gotta remind me when your next bday is so I can send ya a sample tin

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You know what I find INSANELY stupid?

People getting all squicked and up in arms about the "Hitler Stache" as if Hitler was the only one allowed to have it because he was just such a bad dude. Guys it is fucking facial hair, he didn't invent the style, if he had literally any other kind of facial hair would we all just ban that too? Christ on a fucking cracker it's so fucking dumb.

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Chapter 20: Drawn to Trouble - Page 19

Chapter Synopsis: There are some odd goings on at the city park blocks, and a little girl seems to be at the center of it.

Author Comment: I didn't have to go through divorcing parents, as my parents were never really together. But I've known quite a few people who had to experience it so I do have an understanding of what it's like.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, please check it out and spread the word if you like it

Want to have a more phone friendly viewing of the comic? Check out mymagicgrandpa.net or look for My Magic Grandpa on Tapas or Webtoons!

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okay what is the point of queuing up a post for a specific time when tumblr has like a 1-5 minute delay actually posting the damn thing

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just saw the worst hero-wars ad yet where the main character kept getting fucked over and having worse shit happen to him, and unlike the other ads where the game is displayed as "Haha the player is worse at math than an 8 year old, don't you want to show how smart you are by doing really basic fucking math?" they actually set up every single fight to be a losing fight so there isn't even a matter of being remotely intelligent involved. It's just a big 'haha fuck you' over and over.

Who in their right mind would think that looks fun?

Who, who doesn't have a pissing and scat fetish, is going to enjoy being forced to lose with literally no other options so you have to watch your character get pissed on or having to clean a cardboard toilet with his shirt?

Do they want people to actually install the game or are they just relying on their ads being watched and that's it?

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that was fucking weird. my dream came to a conclusion where all my cool dream stuff turned around and left as it disappeared while the one in charge of them said "all things must come to an end" and as I accepted that my alarm then went off

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for the love of fuck please tell me there is a reliable alternative to google because it feels like it only ever understands 5% of what I'm asking for these days

duckduckgo isn't much better tbh

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jestre

If you were to make a tea based on yourself, what kind of tea would it be?

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I have had to think about this one for a while because I like having tea when I can but that hasn't been in a long time. XD

I enjoy tea that feels relaxing and cozy. Something a little sweet, but maybe something that feels like it can pep you up. I think I'm a bit sweet and sassy. So maybe a little bit of lemon, too. :3

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You'd probably like this blend then

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Now here is an interesting one: The Fearmonger of Death. Because the paranoia and terror that comes with mortality has driven people to insane and horrific ends (possibly creating the Fearmonger of Insanity in the process), as well as directly resulting in the persons death. Emperors drinking mercury to try and obtain immortality comes to mind.

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He be right here

He was the first fearmonger to exist

Also fearmongers can't cause any sort of serious harm to mortals or it will bite them really hard in the ass, so geeeenerally they don't lead other people to death. They're actually trying to alleviate fears, not escalate them.

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(Also I swear I'm NOT trying to single out any one person here with these story writing rants, when I go into rants like this it's usually from a build up of multiple people)

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Is there a fearmonger of the dark or the unknown?

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Yep! The original Fearmonger of the Dark was gifted to someone but that someone is 100% not a friend any more so that one has been written out and will probably be replaced by an adoptable later on, but he does exist

I can't get much into Fear of the Unknown because lore spoilers but that one does exist too.

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