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WHAT'S THE PLAN, PHIL?

@yungsandwich / yungsandwich.tumblr.com

breton / over 25 / nb a big gay poodle.
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i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

hey op can I politely ask which country you’re from?

peppa pig boutta say something racist

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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

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fairycosmos

look. i don’t think my stretch marks are beautiful. i don’t think they’re tiger stripes or natural tattooos. i don’t think my acne is beautiful. i don’t think the bags under my eyes are beautiful. i just think they’re human. and i don’t think i have to be beautiful all of the time in order to be accepted and loved and sucessful. i don’t think every small detail of my outer appearence needs to be translated into prettiness.

fun fact: this POV is actually called “body neutrality” and it’s SO MUCH more accessible/realistic for a lot of people. it’s based on the idea that the way we look is the least interesting/important thing about who we are, and that our bodies are worthy of respect regardless if they fit the mold of the current beauty ideals.

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willinghands

this picture of a baby luxuriating in a stream from an outdoor clothing ad i just saw is such a mood. this baby knows what’s up. this is exactly how i’m trying to be this summer. thank you river baby

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restacks

all music made throughout history was building up to the 3:06-5:52 section of dance yrself clean and all music made since then is a fruitless attempt to recreate that euphoria

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dawnblade

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

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honestly I don't know why they made marriage story the social network already exists

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pacific rim was really like "our giant monster-killing robots are powered by the tender, intimate, powerful connection of soulmates - romantic, platonic, or familial" and i've never recovered from how the sheer brilliance of that concept made me feel

like i'm sorry but these enormous metal robots so vast and powerful that they run on nuclear reactor cores welded into their chests can only be moved and controlled by the power of love??? how does that not drive you utterly insane just thinking about it???

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