lost in the moss
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️
cards against humanity - steddie 😜 edition
1 bass girl is worth 100,000 guitar men. always remember this
so fade definitely owns a cat that looks like herself right on top of owning a thousand other cats
well.
date of origin: 14th of december, 2012.
men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.
Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.
"you think your life is hard? i’m a highschool junior wearing size 13 nikes. beat that." is the new "that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
don't forget the original: "because you're all minorities. you're in the glee club."
the unholy trinity
“rock legend and astrophysicist” is inarguably the most powerful title one can have. the big dick energy is thru the fucking roof
When the wizard multiclasses as a bard
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
good: Aziraphale fell in love with Crowley in the church
better: Aziraphale realized he was in love with Crowley in the church
You guys were making fun of superwholocks for being horny for old British men and then suddenly good omens comes out