忘れないで

Of course! are you a new Cassie who’s planning to have Jae as your bias bcos i’m going to be honest I don’t think you’re mentally ready for that yet

just a little advice before we start this; run away while you still can. because this little fucker is going to make your life so damn miserable and at some point you’re just not going to understand it anymore because he will make you question your sexuality no matter what gender or what kind of sexual you are cause that’s just what he does JUST SAYIN’

So, Kim Jaejoong. THE QUEEN.

His stage name is (was) Hero Jaejoong. Ex-lead singer of DBSK, current lead singer of JYJ. This guy’s voice is so fucking angelic I don’T even understand, he can sound like the most precious, fragile and insecure person, yet he can also sound like a dAMN FIERCE rockstar and make his voice sound amazingly epic and just oRGASMIC.

COS THAT’S WHAT HE IS A FIERCE ROCKSTAR

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS REALLY COLD AND EMOTIONLESS DURING DBSK’S DEBUT BECAUSE SME WANTED TO GIVE HIM A ‘MYSTERIOUS’ IMAGE. LOL THAT WAS THE BIGGEST LIE IN THE HISTORY OF LIES BECAUSE REALLY

HE SO DUMB IT HURTS if you ever stan him plZ ignore his 4D personality because it’s going to become unbearable

YOU MUST BE THINKING WITH THAT PRETTY FACE HE MUST BE ANOTHER SKINNY ONE. WELL ACTUALLY

HE USED TO HAVE THE BODY OF A SEX GOD. LIKE LOOK AT THOSE DAMN MUSCLES YUM but then stuff happened and he stopped working out and poof muscles gone but hEY AT LEAST WE KNOW THERE’S POTENTIAL SO I HOPE YOU STICK AROUND AND PURSUE WITH US THE QUEST TO FIND JAE’S HIDDEN MUSCLES AGAIN

speaking of pretty faces did you see that face did you

WHAT GIRL DOESN’T WANT THAT FACE REALLY he’s going to make you mad at your parents or whoever the fuck told you that perfection didn’t exist because

sURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER IT DOES

why do we call him queen you ask? Well it’s not really important so let’s just skip over that.

oops my hand slipped

^^^ HE MAKES ME SO MAD BECAUSE EVERY DAMN HAIR COLOR LOOKS GOOD ON HIM LIKE WAT HOW IS THIS FAIR

mofo cooks like a fucking boss i’ve never personally tasted his cooking but i trust the maknae (aka the foodmonster)’s words on it

not only does Kim Jaejoong cook like a damn chef, but he also does it while wearing

A REALLY FUCKING MANLY APRON SERIOUSLY DON’T EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND

YAY ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING 100% DONE WITH KIM JAEJOONG

he’s the biggest camwhore you’ll ever come across in your entire life i swear you could print out every one of his selcas in a 1cmx1cm format and build a fucking boat with it

tHIS IS PROBABLY LIKE THE 1/1000 OF THEM BUT WAIT NOT ONLY DOES HE TAKE SELCAS HE ALSO LIKES TO TAKE THEM IN BED NAKED

but you know, since taking naked pictures in bed can be so boring he sometimes decides to just

IN THE FUCKING SHOWER

AND SO IT’S IN THESE MOMENTS YOU JUST “NO, JAEJOONG. PUT THE CAMERA DOWN. JUST PUT IT DOWN.”

THAT’S NOT EVEN ALL OF THEM

so you think you’re done hA Ha well guess what

HE USED TO HAVE A FUCKING NAVEL AND NIPPLE PIERCING THAT IS SOME DAMN KINKY SHIT YO

NEEDLESS TO SAY HE’S A RISING SEX GOD OF THE EAST WHO HUNTS FOR THE D

AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT

  [In all seriousness though, this person is one of the most precious pearls I’ve come to ‘know’. I have the uttermost respect and admiration for this man. His heart is filled with love and he has so much love to give, yet he seems so fragile and breakable. I think this video sums up well what kind of person he is.]

I always feel so thrilled when new fans join the fandom. Let me start off by telling you that when you enter this fandom, be prepared because well

I’M JUST KIDDING NOT REALLY PLS DON’T RUN AWAY And no! Of course it’s not stupid. Ain’t nothing stupid about wanting to know the names of five fine-ass gentlemen who go by the names of sex Gods of the East

SO. Let’s begin with the one on the far left, shall we?

Kim Junsu. His stage name is Xiah (or Xia) Junsu. Most precious little ball of talent you’ll ever come across. Voted as best idol singer by professional vocal trainers, he loves sports. Oh and cats. He is the biggest walking paradox you’ll ever come to know, because his personality is just so incredibly cute, bubbly, bright and he’s a hyper little dolphin-duck hybrid (he’s earned the nickname of dolphin bcos when he yells or screams just. dolphin. and duck for reasons that will be explained later on), yet when he sets foot on stage, he goes 180 degree and becomes the coolest, most raunchy performer you’ll ever see. His hips are sinful and it would seem like he has control over each and every fibers of his body. Here is a Junsu in its natural state

and here is a Junsu on stage

His ass is one of the most glorious asses in the Kpop industry, and he has earned the nickname of ‘duckbutt’ by his fans because he puts all ducks’ butts to shame. I present to you Korea’s national treasure.

his ass will change your life

oh yah. and he’s dumb.

NEXT UP IS THE GORGEOUS MAN NEXT TO HIM. PARK YOOCHUN. 

His stage name is Micky Yoochun, and he be the pimp of the group. He be pimpin’ with his OSM Engrish and gull you’ll never get to know a dude as carefree and chill as him. He’s a crazily talented composer and piano player, and his voice. is. so. deep. and. damn. sexy. UNF IDOL TURNED PARTLY ACTOR. WINNING ALL THE DAMN AWARDS BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING AND BTW IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED ROOFTOP PRINCE YET (KDRAMA) IDK WHAT YOU’RE DOING STILL READING THIS Undoubtedly, as you watch videos and see pictures of him, you will come across the Chunface. also known as, his derp.

rule number 1 of being a cassie: worship the chunface. He be teasing and bullying the daylights out of duckbutt up there (he is also known as trollchun), but we all know that they are the best of friends and he couldn’t live without his little ray of sunshine that is Junsu. GREASE IS HIS SPECIALTY. A man as greasy and cheesy as him will have you punch walls and flip tables because really.

SECOND PERSON ON THE RIGHT. SHIM MODEL CHANGMIN

Maknae, aka youngest of the group. He may be the youngest, but don’t be fooled; this asshole dominates the other members with his supernatural strength and 6 foot 2 tower-like body. DEM LEGS. They’re so long that he actually trips over them just imagine the child of bambi on ice and a giraffe and weLL

there you have it.

He is the high tenor of the group; he owns them high notes like the talented motherfucker he is. He is actually a little shit. That mouth is so snarky you’re going to want to curse his intelligence and wit. Another nickname of his is Voldemin, because he is the evilest maknae out there. He has an obsession over food and porn, and he is already engaged.

To his fridge.

Cassiopeia, including his members, as well as many other idols, are mere peasants next to his Highness. Bow down to the lord

NEXTTT. the gorgeous fucker in the middle. The Queen Kim Jaejoong.

He is an angel sent on earth to please us mere mortals (actual definition). Such a sweetheart. You will find no flaw in his stupid face and person and his voice makes the most beautiful sounds I’ve heard in my entire life. His beauty will leave you actually agape and dumbstruck and he just exudes sexiness. FIERCE ROCKSTAR

Also known as the ‘mother’ of DBSK. He cooks like a fucking chef and takes care and worries about his members all the time. oh and did I mention how pretty he is

LOOK AT HIM. DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON CAUSE I DON’T OH I ALMOST FORGOT. HE’S A HOE

AND PROUD AS ARE WE

AND LASTLY BUT NOT LEAST. ON THE FAR RIGHT. JUNG YUNHO.

LEADER OF DBSK. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS WHETHER IT’S 2PM BLOCK B TIME OR ANY OTHER FUCKING TIME OF THE DAY WHEN HE SAYS U-KNOW TIME IT’S U-KNOW TIME. FEEL HIS MANLINESS FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE BECAUSE REALLY. ONE LOOK IN YOUR DIRECTION AND THE GUY WILL HAVE ALL YOUR OVARIES GONE IN A BLINK OF AN EYE. I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN THAT SMILE HAVE YOU

HIS PEARLY WHITES ARE PERFECT. SO ARE HIS SCARS ON THE SIDE AND UNDER HIS LEFT EYE. CHILDREN-LOVER. LIKE, EXCESSIVE LOVE FOR CHILDREN. HIS GRABBY HANDS COME OUT EVERY TIME THERE IS A CHILD WITHIN A 50-METER RADIUS OF HIM. THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG BUT IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY INNOCENT HE IS ADORABLE WITH CHILDREN. YOU JUST NEED TO HAVE HIM AS YOUR HUSBAND.

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE’S ALSO A SAINT. LIKE, PERFECT THOUGHTS LINGER AROUND IN HIS HEAD 24/7, I FEEL LIKE HE DRINKS AND SHOWERS IN HOLY WATER IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

MOTHERFUCKER’S GOT SOME MAD BREAKDANCING SKILLS. SO BADASS HE EVEN DOES HANDSTANDS AND WINDMILLS ON ICE.

ALL THE AWARDS FOR THICKNESS OF BODY. HYPOTHETICALLY KNOWN TO HAVE THE BIGGEST, MOST GLORIOUS FAMILY JEWELS OF ALL KPOP, AKA THE GODCOCK. HIS HIPS ARE MAGICAL AND REALLY WHO WOULDN’T BEG TO HAVE HIM IN THEIR BED

CHRISTINE YOUR BIAS IS SHOWING

SO IN ALL THESE FIVE GODS PUT TOGETHER RESULT IN THIS

THIS

BUT ESPECIALLY THIS

THIS

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THIS

“You guys look exactly the same.”

This cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME I see it

You who give everything for your fans, you say you love us, you cry for us. How dare you, sir? How do you think we could leave you behind? Never, we are united to you not ‘cause your beauty if not for the greatness of your heart. You perfect human (Are you really human?)

0602 - Happy Birthday Jung Yunho!!

 Dear Yunho, you are one of the most inspiring people I’ve ever ‘met’ ( maybe,hopefully, one day in person too). Your undying optimism, enthusiasm and determination to look at this world with love and compassion is what also gets me going. You’ve been through so much, too much for some, things that would make any other person broken and bitter, but it only makes you stronger and more understanding and more generous. Your mind is sharp and strong, but your heart stays pure and filled with love. This world does not deserve you and yet I feel blessed to be alive at the same time as you and be your witness. Stay amazing. Stay healthy and happy!

Favourite hairstyles: Purple Line era 2008

우리는 카시오페아입니다! 

cat shirt

cropped sweater

pink  ♋  black  ♋  blue

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