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“Silence”

Speedpaint and voiceover~

Turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum

Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road

Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!

Hobbits:

Hobbits: what

i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate

LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons

Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now

Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here

Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’

TRASH PANDA HOBBITS

@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON

Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now

Legolas: do they… know where they are going

Aragorn: I sure hope so

Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel

Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious

Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?

Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.

Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.

Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??

Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do

Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh

Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face

Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH

Eowyn: *stab*

Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*

Trash Panda Hobbits:

Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?

Merry and Pippin:

Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.

~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~

Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:

Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:

Funniest thing I’ve ever reblogged. 

I want to see everything I love done with raccoons now.

Kaz is lucky he's terrifying because his behavior is so extra that he'd definitely get bullied constantly if pissing him off wasn't a death sentence.

12 frames of animation I made using knitting! I spent a long time on this and I’m so pleased with the results, really looking forward to trying more ‘yarnimation’ in the future. Process video out now too! 🐑

“Stop motion animation doesn’t take long enough already, let’s add textile arts.”

[video description: an animation in yarn of a row of sheep all jumping over a fence in a grassy field. /end description]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

Yes please show us the gamers

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

the boatem hole demands blood

found this new place to shop at, they’ve got great prices! 

i think he’s neat

re: human remain scandal on tiktok

cannot believe i have to see people on my dash defending this dude because “they’re old bones” and “but they were medical specimens.” let me introduce you to the incredibly racist history of physical anthropology, bone collecting, and human remain trafficking. india outlawed the sale of skeletons because people were being killed for the price of their bones and you still wanna be out here like “it’s fine, they’re old.”

like sorry, friend, but ethical collecting means consent all the way down the chain of provenance, and if you don’t know where remains come from, then they are not ethical, even if you paid money for them and have vague explanations about medical specimens in your back pocket. as both someone currently neck-deep in trying to find the source for the two, 100+ year old skeletons my workplace has in its collection, and as an indigenous person with ancestors in the smithsonian’s holdings because some old white guy thought they were neat: what the fuck is wrong with you if you think this is okay?

i dont know the context but i cant stop watching this tiktok

the drama???? the energy???? the facial expressions???

this brings me joy i cant explain

this is what DND should feel like

alien comic

Gem deserves better from me, so here's my best drawing so far!^^

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GeminiTay on YouTube!!

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App: Procreate

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Time: 2h 38m

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a serious and important business meeting

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