Addicted to memes

happy eclipse day if it’s in your area and if it’s not happy sun being normal day

everybody shut up about clubs i dont care

-- caveman about to invent the spear

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

apparently this post is a decade old. i have been here too goddam long 😩

Hence the invention of the Porch

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

Omg they’re all so small and thirsty and they know where to go to get a drink why am i crying

i’m crying this is the deadest plant i’ve ever seen

literally my favorite type of tweet

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

come back to me most perfect of comics

Happy Halloween

where in the HELL did that horse come from

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

i think we're all going to be okay maybe

this is wrong this would be true for any other video game character but edelgard can and does read them

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things

Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.

that nsfw snow…