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Enter The Cat Job

@distinctlycat

A Leverage Fan Novel
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For everyone that is/was concerned about the people in Central Kansas, we are fine. While I was delivering the Sunday paper earlier, it started to rain at about 1:30 and then changed to snow at about 2:30. It then started to snow hard and fast at about 4:00. I contacted my manager and told her how I could hardly see the road. She put my route on hold (for the complaints) until 9:00. It took me until 8:45 a.m. to due my route. I took my time, didn't panic, and only drove 10 to 15 mph until I got home. The snow has already melted and the sun's shining. It's still a little cold, but everything is fine.

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Why do the idiots at the local news stations have to overkill a story? For over 6 hours last night and 1 & a half, all the stations talked about was the shooting in Heston. There was all kinds of news that was in ignored. People die in worst ways all the time. Yet all the stations did was talk about Heston and nothing else, not even the weather. We wound up watching The Waltons until I had to go to work at 11:30 last night.

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jesus Christ woman there are starving people in the world and you want a pizza allowance from the government? How about you open a can of shut the fuck up and chew over the fact that your morbid obesity is a clear indication you've eaten quite enough pizza.

WOW, how very brave of you to come into my inbox and hide behind anonymous to say all this. 

But now that you have, allow me to address you PUBLICLY without the cowardice that you have shown.

First, let’s talk about the starving children in the world.  If I starve, does that help them eat? Nope. 

Secondly, not that I have to justify SHIT to you, anonymous cowardly child… but at my work, my department decided we wanted to do some good and instead of continuing to pool money to celebrate the birthdays of our peers, decided we wanted to sponsor a child in need.  We picked out a sweet boy from the Philippines and I’ll have you know that 30% of the money needed for that sponsorship came from whom? Oh, that would be me. 

I’d LOVE to hear what YOU’VE done for actual starving kids this month. or ever. but I digress.

Next, let’s address my post.  It was a fucking joke.  And I feel really bad for you that you take life SO very seriously that you can’t have a chuckle at the idea that the government would pay for everyone to have pizza.  Also, you might have noticed, being on tumblr, most people enjoy pizza.  I’m not sure why you think it’s such a crime for ME to, but that’s your problem baby.

Finally, my weight.  Your comment has clearly proven you know nothing about me or my life because you, like most dickheads, have assumed my weight gain is solely due to my “inability” to put down a fork.

But my dear, my doctor and I would be glad to disagree.  Most people who know me know I eat very normally and not considerably excessively.  And even if I cut out meats, sodas, meals, whatever… or push my body beyond capable limits to exercise, I never seem to drop any weight because my body isn’t processing properly.  But since I don’t have health insurance, there’s not a lot to be done about that right now.  

Now yes, when I was unemployed and even poorer, I didn’t get to make the healthiest choices because I had to make what little I had for groceries last, and that definitely had a very strong effect on the weight gain.  And that sucked.  But I wasn’t eating crazy amounts of food and a LOT of overweight people aren’t fat because they have no self control.  

I would strongly suggest that you get educated about weight gain and loss and just how very many things can impact that.  I also hope you have no loved ones with any “excess” fat because when you insult someone like me, you’re insulting all of us as if you have any idea what our lives are and you don’t.

And I feel really sorry for you that you are SO unhappy in your life that you can’t laugh at a joke about pizza without trying to hurt the feelings of someone you don’t know. 

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Thank you for standing up for people like me, Rikkisixx! Up to I was 12 years old, I looked like I was from Ethopia. I was made fun of because I was so skinny. I started to put on the pounds (thanks to dad not monitoring what I was eating, especially when he ate all kinds of junk food in front of me and handed over to me to eat). I was made fun of then because of my putting on the pounds. Then the parents got divorced and I sought solace in food. Then all kinds of stress during and after the divorce kept hitting me to where I couldn't lose the weight I gained because of comfort eating. I've been hitting food banks because I had lost jobs in the past (even just recently) or money was tight while I was going to school and the ex-husband was working, to where the bills were getting too high. I got divorced and was starving because the upstairs neighbor was stealing the money that I did get for food and other things needed. I'm still hitting the food banks because I don't have a job at the present.

I even help my brother and one sister, sometimes my mom, with the stuff I get. I can't eat certain things without getting sick. I've tried almost everything possible to lose the weight, but I can't afford the elective surgeries that are said to work. I'll keep looking.

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For my brother-in-law, who is Cowboys Super Fan Number One. (via reddit)

Love it! Just don't Christian Kane find out you said that, since he's a Cowboys fan. (He was born in Texas and raised in Oklahoma, so I'm not sure which Cowboys team he supports, maybe both.)

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A math problem for you. What does this mean?

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If you now it, post it for others to learn its meaning.

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I just tried it google’s way and I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing, let alone doing wrong. I found The Spy Within Job reposting in Feb 2014 by going to the rewind clock and clicking on it. Could you help get that one compiled while I look for the Takedown Job?

Not just this second, It’s late where I am and I’d like to work a little on my own stuff. Send me an ask in 8-12 hours to remind me or something. I may not even be on tomorrow. 

That's cool with me. I'm fighting sleep myself (trying to get to sleep!). I've got a few things to do tomorrow, so I won't be on right away. Talk to you later.

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I just tried it google's way and I still don't know what the hell I'm doing, let alone doing wrong. I found The Spy Within Job reposting in Feb 2014 by going to the rewind clock and clicking on it. Could you help get that one compiled while I look for the Takedown Job?

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Enter The Cat Job: A Leverage fan book

Cast of Characters: Nathan Ford, mastermind

Sophie Devereaux, grifter

Eliot Spencer, hitter

Parker, thief

Alec Hardison, hacker.

New faces: Catrina Danielle Trakker

Matthew Lucas Trakker

Joseph Michael Trakker, triplets…

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kaniacqueen

Reblogging is not what I meant….

Sorry, but I couldn't get it to work otherwise. Did I do something wrong? How can I fix it?

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Chapter 2

The crew is in the Brew Pub when Sterling walks in. He scans the crowd before he sees them and begins to walk over. It takes everything Eliot has to not go up to him and take him down. The fire is in his eyes as Sterling stops at their table.

“Easy, Eliot. We’re going to help her,”...

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kaniacqueen

Hey! I just read the Academy Job (up yo chapter nine, anyways) and I thought I'd tell you that I absolutely love it! I can't wait for the next chapter! You're an amazing writer, it's all very in character! Have a great day!

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Wow. Um. Wow. I really appreciate that. This is just…wow. Um, okay, I have to ask…do you have a favorite part? Least favorite part? Something you’d like to see in future installments? (There will be up to 7 installments, 20 chapters each) Um, hang on, there’s something in my eye…I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

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I haven’t received your posts for your work. I’ve been checking on it on my timeline. I would love to see it so I could give you feedback. Speaking of feedback, what do you think of Enter The Cat Job? How far have you gotten on it?

Unfortunately, not far. I have a lot of fanfic both to read and write to catch up on. You liked the Masterpost of it.  It’s Leverage International: The Academy Job. I reblog it every Saturday as well as a chapter every Saturday, there are 20 chapters, 9 have been released on tumblr. 

Also making a MasterPost for the Enter The Cat Job would be a big help since reading it as it is now involves an eternity of scrolling and it’ll get worse and harder to find when you post any thing new. 

Sorry, but I don’t know how to do a Masterpost for tumblr. Am looking forward to the next installment on the Academy Job!

You put hyperlinks to each post into one post. 

I don’t know how to do that either. They didn’t teach us that in college.

They don’t teach anything in school these days. Go to a post. Copy the link of that specific post. Make a new post. Highlight that text. When you highlight that text, look above the text where you see the B for bolding text and the i for italicizing. Nearby will be what looks like a diagonal infinity sign.  Click that. Paste the link for your other post. Repeat process for the rest of your work that you want to include. 

Are you talking about the box above the posting boxes we get on our pages? I’m confused on where and what you’re talking about.

When you click the button to create a text post, that white box pops up. There’s the space where you type the content of your post. Between that space and the title bar, there’s a rectangle full of icons. Click the one that looks like a diagonal infinity symbol. 

Do I highlight everything or what? I've got it on Word Document and I'm not sure how this will work.

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kaniacqueen

Hey! I just read the Academy Job (up yo chapter nine, anyways) and I thought I'd tell you that I absolutely love it! I can't wait for the next chapter! You're an amazing writer, it's all very in character! Have a great day!

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Wow. Um. Wow. I really appreciate that. This is just…wow. Um, okay, I have to ask…do you have a favorite part? Least favorite part? Something you’d like to see in future installments? (There will be up to 7 installments, 20 chapters each) Um, hang on, there’s something in my eye…I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

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I haven’t received your posts for your work. I’ve been checking on it on my timeline. I would love to see it so I could give you feedback. Speaking of feedback, what do you think of Enter The Cat Job? How far have you gotten on it?

Unfortunately, not far. I have a lot of fanfic both to read and write to catch up on. You liked the Masterpost of it.  It’s Leverage International: The Academy Job. I reblog it every Saturday as well as a chapter every Saturday, there are 20 chapters, 9 have been released on tumblr. 

Also making a MasterPost for the Enter The Cat Job would be a big help since reading it as it is now involves an eternity of scrolling and it’ll get worse and harder to find when you post any thing new. 

Sorry, but I don’t know how to do a Masterpost for tumblr. Am looking forward to the next installment on the Academy Job!

You put hyperlinks to each post into one post. 

I don’t know how to do that either. They didn’t teach us that in college.

They don’t teach anything in school these days. Go to a post. Copy the link of that specific post. Make a new post. Highlight that text. When you highlight that text, look above the text where you see the B for bolding text and the i for italicizing. Nearby will be what looks like a diagonal infinity sign.  Click that. Paste the link for your other post. Repeat process for the rest of your work that you want to include. 

Are you talking about the box above the posting boxes we get on our pages? I'm confused on where and what you're talking about.

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kaniacqueen

Hey! I just read the Academy Job (up yo chapter nine, anyways) and I thought I'd tell you that I absolutely love it! I can't wait for the next chapter! You're an amazing writer, it's all very in character! Have a great day!

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Wow. Um. Wow. I really appreciate that. This is just…wow. Um, okay, I have to ask…do you have a favorite part? Least favorite part? Something you’d like to see in future installments? (There will be up to 7 installments, 20 chapters each) Um, hang on, there’s something in my eye…I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

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I haven’t received your posts for your work. I’ve been checking on it on my timeline. I would love to see it so I could give you feedback. Speaking of feedback, what do you think of Enter The Cat Job? How far have you gotten on it?

Unfortunately, not far. I have a lot of fanfic both to read and write to catch up on. You liked the Masterpost of it.  It’s Leverage International: The Academy Job. I reblog it every Saturday as well as a chapter every Saturday, there are 20 chapters, 9 have been released on tumblr. 

Also making a MasterPost for the Enter The Cat Job would be a big help since reading it as it is now involves an eternity of scrolling and it’ll get worse and harder to find when you post any thing new. 

Sorry, but I don’t know how to do a Masterpost for tumblr. Am looking forward to the next installment on the Academy Job!

You put hyperlinks to each post into one post. 

I don't know how to do that either. They didn't teach us that in college.

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