Daché

if you read this you’re gay

Ducklings: MOMOMOMOMOMOMOMMMMM

Mama: It’s okay. Just… Jump

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why is it that when people have like 3a curls it’s cute if they do a wash n go on the regs but if a girl like me with 4c hair does that its “oh, you need to do something with your hair” ???

For reference:

3a:

4c:

Not enough of y'all are rebloging 👀

Is loving both the wrong reaction?

Loving both is valid

4c girls just don’t get enough love

4c girls have.,.,.,. Whole Clouds just chilling on their head imagine being that cute

You DON’T need to do anything with your hair. Your hair is BEAUTIFUL .

BRING BACK THE AFRO EVERYONE

I HATE when people ask me what I wanna do with my hair. Like…..nothing

I have no faith in a proper investigation.

#SayHerName  #SadieRobertsJoseph

i fucking love jordan peele and i could watch him talk about horror movies for hours

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

Hey op?

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

If you’re ever feeling unappreciated, just remember that “Toxic” and “Oops I Did It Again” both peaked at number 9. Sometimes the world isn’t ready for greatness, but you’re still iconic.

This frogs been croaking for hours… no ones coming to fuck you beloved

my entire life is an example of idiot plot

The Fair Folk: “I can’t believe this. Twenty years I’ve cleaned your house and you DARE to try to REPAY me with GIFTS. This is such an insult. Fuck you, you insolent humans. I’m leaving here and never returning because you have insulted me so deeply.”

Also the Fair Folk: “Remember that one time you pulled a thorn out of a cat’s foot? That was me. To show my gratitude, here is a house made of solid gold, a life-debt, my daughter’s hand in marriage, and a promise that all your children will be gorgeous and successful at all that they do. I can also throw in a blow job if you want. I hope this is enough. I don’t want to seem ungrateful.”

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you